Who is jealous of Kerry the most?

[JohnnyCougar]

Since Nader is just a jealous Kerry wannabe, Kerry is everything in a Yale graduate Bush isn't, and Hannity (and Wolf Blitzer) are just homophobically supporting Bush to disguise their lust for Kerry, I was wondering who others thought was jealous of Kerry the most. Of course, we all know John O'Neill is patently OBSESSED with Kerry, as that is all he has talked about his entire life! McCain is jealous because he wishes he had the balls to actually stand up to Bush. Plus, we all know freepers are secretly admirant of Kerry becaause he is much more of a man than the chickenhawk, cheerleader daddy's boy that Bush is.

There are so many people jealous of Kerry, my head is starting to spin!! Help me decide, people!!!

[Commendatori]

1. Swifties

He's about to become president, and they're just pissed-off nobodies.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

2. Definitely the smear boat dicks for lies leader

[cheshire]

3. As hard as this was Nadar. All the whining lately. O'Neill is the same tho

[JohnnyCougar]

4. That was my vote as well

I saw Nader on Letterman last night, and he was whining about how the Dems are so evil. He wanted to be the poster boy for the people his whole life, but Kerry's actually doing it. Fuck Nader. What a jealous retard.

[Insomnicole]

5. I'm jealous of Teresa!

:evilgrin:

[cmf]

6. Definitely O'Neill

He's been obsessed with Kerry for over 30 years.

[JohnnyCougar]

7. so has Nader, though...

and Rove, for that matter

[JohnnyCougar]

8. I should have added Tucker Carlson

Dammit, I should be able to edit polls!