Bush wins on substance

[Uben]

The real question is, what substance was he abusing? LOL

[rocktivity]

1. I think he was given a drug to stop him from smirking

but it only half worked...

:headbang:
rockantion

[kcwayne]

3. I thought he OD'd on Ex-lax

It was hard for him to smirk when he had to pinch his buns together so hard to keep from crapping on the stage.

[Willy Lee]

2. blink...blink...blink...

What was up with his eye blinking? I'm surprised he didn't seizure from the strobe effect that must have had.

[Minimus]

5. that smile/grimace thing of his is scary, and then when he laughs

:scared:

[RobertSeattle]

4. Bush Wiped the Floor

Future AP Story from 2007:

Former President George W. Bush, having lost his fortune following his loss to John Kerry in 2004, wiped the floor of the local Crawford Walmart last night. He did a pretty good job.

[Xipe Totec]

6. The guy was beet-red. What's up with that?

Looked like he was loaded with stimulants. Maybe he overdosed on Ginko Biloba?

[whistle]

7. If you noticed Bush had foam in the corners of his mouth and also was...

...drinking water a lot. This is typical of Speed (amphetamine or methamphetamine).

[Roachman]

8. I did notice that...

I was wondering why his handlers didn't send him the message to clean it up...

[newyawker99]

13. Hi Roachman!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[Mizmoon]

9. Welcome to DU Uben!

:hi:

[Uben]

10. Thanks, but I've been around for a few years!

Bush did look like he was botoxicated to me.

[Mizmoon]

12. tanning booth, I say

of course, they'd never admit it. Too "girly" :)

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

11. Dopamine?

:shrug:

[texas is the reason]

14. ha! i think it was massive amounts of prozac. to conceal the "angry bush"

that we all saw last debate.