What exactly are "jobs for the 21st century"?

[BlueEyedSon]

Since being a software architect/engineer/manager is soooooo '90's?

Should I practice asking "you want fries with that?"

[hatrack]

1. Wal-Mart Greeter, Target Cart-Wrangler, Mickey D Manufacturing Engineer

IT Trainer (temporary only), Bedpan Technician, Landscape Architecture Specialist (with Mowing Certification), Asset Protection & Airport Screening, Freelance Aluminum Recycling

[HysteryDiagnosis]

6. Here are your options.... from the country that wants a "peaceful" world

just look at how they hawk for people to fill the ranks of a government addicted to militarism. Perhaps the wicked downturn in the economy and the erosion of the social fabric in Amurka will herd the masses to these organizations... much in the way MM details in 911. Perhaps the downturn in the economy and the jobs market IS BY DESIGN. Peace is not profitable. War is.

http://www.goarmy.com/flindex.jsp

http://www.navy.com/

http://www.marines.com/

http://www.airforce.com/index_fr.htm

http://www.lucasgroup.com/military/

Or just help people make the wrong decision
https://secure.military.com/leads/Recruiting/RecruitingLeadForm1.jsp?ESRC=ggl_usmc.kw&partner=1

[booksenkatz]

2. Handjobs, nutjobs... that's *'s jobs policy. nt

[calico1]

3. How is your burger-flipping

technique these days?

[Rockholm]

4. Maid, Butler, Pool Boy, Chauffer, Personal Secretary

For all those really, really rich folks.

[ozymandius]

5. vagabond, bon vivant, hobo, bum, derelict, priviledged idiot

These are just some of the jobs will be opening up if Bush gets a second term.

[chelsea0011]

7. Limo work 4am to 9AM Monday to Friday. Walmart 10 AM to 4 PM.

three days a week and then weekend overnight security 11PM to 7AM Fridays and Saturdays. A well rounded workforce.

[Was_Immer]

8. BASICALLY any job that pays minimum wage!

Including, but not limitted to jobs that pay less!

[sinkingfeeling]

9. Don't know, but I have to back to a community college because

as a System Programmer for over 35-years, I don't have enough skills to keep my job in the USA!

[MsTryska]

10. Man that bit pissed me off.

I can't believe he said you can go to community college to get the training you need for the jobs of the 21st century.


nevermind the bachelor's or master's you might have in computer science. that degree's not worht the paper it's printed on. we're in the 21st century.

and we're workin' hard.


more like hardly working, assface.

[djack23]

11. 21St Century Jobs Under Bush

Top 10 Job for the 21st Century Under Bush

1) Burger Flipper
2) Soldier,
3) Oil Executive,
4) Proffessional Liar,
5) Political Spinmaster
6) Outsourcing Consultant
7) Debt Collecter
8) Bankrupt Specialist
9) National Deficit Analyst
10) Voter Suppression Engineer.

[MsTryska]

12. *lmao*!

Nice. I love the last 4.

[George W. Dunce]

16. I have two ADs

One in Computer Engineering and one in IT security as well as a whole alphabet in certifications. All the good jobs want a Bachelors or prefer a masters.

[leftofthedial]

13. burger flipper

Wal Mart greeter

cannon fodder

[nonconformist]

14. That's easy - a job on one of the many Internets

With so many, they just don't have enough people to handle them all. As well, moon travel and hydrogen car building are solid, logical careers to look into.

If all else fails, get a job erecting the huge statues of the 10 Commandments on government buildings. You can even temp as a human shield at abortion clinics.

Why, the possibilities are endless in Bush's world!

[AmerDem]

15. I had visions of....

a Luke Skywalker fighter pilot as shrub repeated over and over again these new 21st century jobs. He didn't give one example to fill in this talking point.