Kerry should shake *'s hand with a powerful handbuzzer
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Wed Oct-13-04 06:53 PM
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Kerry should shake *'s hand with a powerful handbuzzer
and short out his transmitter. THIS I would like to see.
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Wed Oct-13-04 06:54 PM
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1. it's just crazy enough to work
Lefta Dissenter
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Wed Oct-13-04 06:54 PM
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bush would have his plastic panties on, otherwise it could be ugly, with millions of people watching.
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Wed Oct-13-04 06:57 PM
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4. What's not ugly about it already?
A bladder accident would simply complete the ultimate humiliation.
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Wed Oct-13-04 06:54 PM
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3. Or Kerry should wear a water-spraying carnation...
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Wed Oct-13-04 07:00 PM
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7. I thought of the glassa-water-down-the-back-trick
but dismissed it as juvenile. ;-) Besides, it'd be hard work to get close enough to * with a full water glass to pull it off, anyway.
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Wed Oct-13-04 06:57 PM
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5. I've been thinking about this
ever since I confiscated a buzzer from a boy last week. I'm an elementary school teacher. The buzzer in question looked like a pack of gum with one stick extended. When you pull the gum, you get a shock! I actually pulled it, and I can still feel my hand throbbing! No wonder all the other kids were tattling on little "Stevie". I think Kerry should use one of those on * in a friendly gesture.
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Wed Oct-13-04 06:58 PM
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6. Ggreat, *# a---nothher kkeyboaud rruinnned.
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Wed Oct-13-04 07:06 PM
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8. Are we talking about Kerry and Bush or Larry, Moe and Curly?
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Wed Oct-13-04 07:12 PM
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9. Nah, Just Another Pat On The Back (<click>) Like in the First Debate
Earpiece: "sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss" Boosh: "uh" "um" "blah blah blah" Earpiece: "ssssssccckkk" "BREAKER 19" Boosh: "LET ME FINISH!" ...
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Wed Oct-13-04 07:15 PM
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If he's wired, it's a receiver, not a transmitter. No one want's what that morAn is transmitting.
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Wed Oct-13-04 07:29 PM
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What would be the necessary amperage to disrupt a receiver such as the one * uses? Could a modified handbuzzer get it done? Or would the squirting carnation have a better chance?
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