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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 12:12 PM
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Why would God need transmitters and earpieces to speak to his chosen guy?
Edited on Wed Oct-13-04 12:13 PM by Cyrano
We're talking here about a president that was chosen by and receives instructions from God. This receiver/earpiece stuff is a bunch of crap.

Anyone with any sense knows that what we see under Bush's jacket is a new set of commandments that THE BIG GUY forgot to give to Moses the first time around.

Sure, Bush could have whipped them out during the first or second debate, but, being the patient, wise prophet that he is, he's saved them for tonight.

Just watch. At some point, Bush will reach under the back of his jacket, whip out the new tablets and say, "I, uh, SPEAK IN THE NAME OF, uh, HE WHO IS CALLED 'I ARE'."

Too bad most people will be watching the Yankees/Red Sox game. I mean, how often do you get to see a spaketh first hand?
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 12:28 PM
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1. Even James Kirk figured out that GOD didn't need...
a starship.

Freepers are stupid. They'll believe anything if it means taking us back to the days of coat hangers and white male dominance of the land.
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Cyrano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-13-04 12:39 PM
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2. Unfortunately, they want to go back further than that..
These people thought the Inquisition and the Crusades were just dandy.

Our new Crusade is well underway. Can the stake-burnings of the Inquisition be far behind?

November 2, 2004 is looming as one of the most important dates in the history of this planet. And what happens on that day may well determine whether our future will be starships or extinction.
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