Why US Jews should not read Jewish papers - instead read Arab Newspapers

[papau]

A Jewish man in NY was riding on the subway reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to be riding in the same subway car, noticed this strange phenomenon. Very upset, he approached him and said:

"Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?"

Moshe replied, "I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did Ifind? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty!

So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world. The news is so much better!"

[occuserpens]

1. link

http://www.ikehillah.org/jewishhumor/

[papau]

2. Thanks - I got it by email - but It is still a great glass half full story

even with "NY" thrown in for the subway!

[Ian David]

3. They're souless eating machines and they want our honey

Oh, wait.

That's bears.

My mistake.

[papau]

4. LOL - :-)

:-)

[Lithos]

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