Unarmed Chihuahua attacked with sharp instruments, should get CCW permit

[jody]

CCW = Carry Concealed Weapon

Trained NYC Hawks Attack Chihuahua

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An 18-inch hawk swooped down and gouged the diminutive pooch with one of its talons while the dog was nosing around in the bushes of Bryant Park, located behind the landmark New York Public Library.
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"I sincerely believe the bird mistook it for a rat because it was in the shrubbery," said Thomas Cullen, the falconer hired to run the anti-pigeon program.
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I agree with Cullen.

[MrBenchley]

1. Another spasm!

"Let's see...trained hawk attacks chihua--A-a-a-ah! Guns!!!"

And the newspaper flies into the air as limbs begin flailing wildly....

[damnraddem]

2. You seeck little Birdie!

;-)