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burrfoot Donating Member (801 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-26-09 09:07 AM
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Happy Turkey Day, folks!
Oh, and just to keep it forum related:

"I hearby pronounce that a .22 is only adequate for self-defense against turkey, who may, as zombies, rise from the platter and attack. For friends and family members, I recommend 9mm or higher."
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endless october Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-26-09 09:10 AM
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1. hope that you have a great Thanksgiving.
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-26-09 09:31 AM
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2. Happy Tday
I will target shoot day with my Ruger .22 pistol :woohoo:
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safeinOhio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-26-09 09:35 AM
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3. I'd rather be shot
in the foot with a 45 than hit in a vital area with a 22.
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burrfoot Donating Member (801 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-26-09 10:28 AM
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4. I agree. Was just trying to make a joke. Apparently failed.
Happy Thanksgiving anyway!

:toast:
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safeinOhio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-26-09 10:55 AM
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5. Me too
:toast:
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burrfoot Donating Member (801 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-26-09 12:02 PM
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6. Ah, humor-through-text. Such a tricksy mistress.......
Enjoy your turkey (or food of choice)!!
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Euromutt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-26-09 04:00 PM
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7. Thanks; the idea of a zombie turkey just made my day
Edited on Thu Nov-26-09 04:52 PM by Euromutt
Now I'm going have to get my wife to cover me when I get the bird out of its brine to put it in the smoker. Which reminds me, it's about that time.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.
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taurus145 Donating Member (453 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-26-09 04:45 PM
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8. I dunno
If my ex cooked it, a .22 might not penetrate the armor.
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