People shoot each other. Put all those stories here. 1 easy fast place to find them all

[uppityperson]

hey, just trying to help out

[havocmom]

1. A fine public service too

Thank you.

edited to correct typo UP pointed out

[uppityperson]

2. "fine" not find.

[havocmom]

3. Thanks for correcting. Hands do not always obey brain now

getting old sucketh and bloweth

[Euromutt]

4. K & R

A useful service, given that every separate single-incident thread invariably produces the exact same discussion as every other.

[Ian David]

5. Here

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

6. That's what the rules say. I follow them.

[doc03]

7. I can't believe nobody was hurt in this gun

battle. http://toledoblade.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20091010/NEWS02/910100398/0/BUSINESS03

[morningglory]

8. My fundy friends gave their 12-yr-old son a .22 for Christmas. He

promptly shot his eye out via ricochet. Now whatever he does they start screaming that he could put his (other) eye out. Don't run. Don't throw sticks.

[Euromutt]

9. Let's *use* these threads instead of spamming the forum, folks

Frankly, I'm fucking sick of the spamming of the forum with every fucking piddling news story purely for the sake of pro- and anti- one-upmanship, and I'm unrecc'ing every thread of that nature that comes down the pike.