Top Ten George W. Bush Solutions For Global Warming

[babylonsister]

10. NASA mission to turn down the sun's thermostat

9. Federal subsidies to boost production of Cool Ranch Doritos

8. Fast track Rumsfeld's "Colonize Neptune" proposal

7. Convene blue-ribbon committee to explore innovative ways of ignoring the problem

6. Let Hillary worry about it when she takes over

5. I dunno---tax cuts for the rich?

4. Give the boys at Halliburton 90-billion dollar contract to patch hole in ozone

3. Switch to celsius so scorching 98 becomes frosty 37

2. Keep plenty of Bud on ice

1. Invade Antartica

[AndyA]

1. Hell, after the Bush Farting story this week, it sounds to me that

global warming could be solved if Bush would just squeeze his ass cheeks together and prevent all that hot gas from escaping! :rofl:

[melnjones]

5. I must have missed something...

farting story??!?!?!! fill me in please.

[Kali]

6. I can't believe I am doing this...

but, yeah WHAT farting story????

[babylonsister]

8. A bit more detail here (and what a charmer):

Bush Loves Flatulence Jokes-Thats Why He Is Paranoid of Women"-WH Insider Updated at 5:35 PM

Bush Insider: The First Frat Boy Loves Flatulence Jokes...That's Why Bush Is Paranoid Around Women...

Animal House in the West Wing

He loves to cuss, gets a jolly when a mountain biker wipes out trying to keep up with him, and now we're learning that the first frat boy loves flatulence jokes. A top insider let that slip when explaining why President Bush is paranoid around women, always worried about his behavior. But he's still a funny, earthy guy who, for example, can't get enough of fart jokes. He's also known to cut a few for laughs, especially when greeting new young aides, but forget about getting people to gas about that.

http://www.usnews.com/usnews/politics/whispers/articles...
via:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2006/08/21/bush-insider-t...

[reichstag911]

7. Fart story:

from Salon.com (at http://www.salon.com/politics/war_room/2006/08/22/jokes/index.html ):

Restoring honor and dignity to the White House

Passing along the word from a "top insider," U.S. News and World Report says that the president of the United States "can't get enough of fart jokes." "He's also known to cut a few for laughs," the magazine says, "especially when greeting new young aides."

Tim Grieve

[nam78_two]

2. LOL | kick |nt

[Sequoia]

3. Send to Dave Letterman.

No. 1 had me on the floor.

[CrispyQ]

4. Excellent list!!

#9 = :rofl:

[bleever]

9. Top notch!

Ready for prime time.

:rofl:

[BrightKnight]

10. Geothermal energy from Yellowstone

The park could be moved to one of the adjacent National tree farms. Putting it on a tree farm would also solve the forrest fire problem. The wildlife could be replaced with a petting zoo. A stocked fishing trough could be added to keep the anglers happy. I am sure that KBR would be more than happy to build the infrastructure.

[NMDemDist2]

11. a kick for my funny and smart sistah! n/t