UN Official Calls For Repeal Of Laws Of Nature - Extrema, Conservation Of Energy - Glossy News

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Extrema (all systems, by themselves, tend toward a state of minimum energy) - "Sounds foreign, no need for it," bluntly stated Snugglam. "Look, the UN is pro-energy, so to say things have to focus on minimum energy, well that goes against our economic stance." Conservation of matter and energy (matter and/or energy are neither created nor destroyed over time) - "This perhaps," laughed Snugglam, "is the most ridiculous of laws. Natural disasters are constantly destroying things - people, their homes, and their lives. We don't even think this is a real law at all. It's a faux law. All dressed up to look like a law, but, on all sorts of levels, it is not."

Entropy (in any real-world situation, entropy irreversibly increases for an isolated system) - "We aren't sure what this entropy thing is," offered Snugglam, "But we're against it philosophically, if not practically. We are against isolationism. We think that the world needs to come closer together as one community. Entropy sounds like it pushes people apart. That is going in the wrong direction as far as the UN is concerned."

Snugglam's group hopes to have a resolution ready for Spring 2009 to present to the UN community. "We already have a potential spokesperson," said Snugglam. "It will be either Courtney Love or Paulley Shore. Both of these people's lives have been ruined by the operation of these silly laws of nature. They are the perfect people to stand up for the rights of vulnerable people not to be subjected to one disaster or calamity after another. We are excited just as I'm sure these two infamous Hollywood stars are."

For Snugglam's group, taking control and placing the human community above nature is all about coming together and creating synergies of action. Only through synergies can enough energy be generated to allow the human community to put bad weather patterns and tectonic shifts in their place. If their effort is successful they hope to then take their plan into space and apply it to rogue comets, exploding suns, and unseen messages sent by aliens to control our minds.

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