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MountainLaurel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 09:24 PM
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Let There Be Light Crude (evangelical prophecy + oil = WTF?)
When james cojanis heard the first rumblings of Armageddon, he was sitting in his San Jose home with the radio tuned to a popular Christian show called The Prophecy Club. Featured that day was a charismatic Texas oilman named Harold "Hayseed" Stephens. Speaking in the rousing cadence of a Southern preacher, he told listeners that "the greatest oil field on Earth is under the southwest corner of the Dead Sea"—and that his company, Ness Energy International, was about to tap into it. In doing so, he said, it would drain the oil fields of the Persian Gulf, prompt Arab countries to attack Israel, and at last touch off the great battle that would usher in the end of days.

As soon as the show was over, Cojanis got on the phone to find out how to invest in the venture. Days later the 70-year-old retiree received a form letter addressed, "Dear End Time Servant." It claimed that the oil reserves at Ness' planned drilling site ranged "from one billion to 40 billion barrels...putting this prospect in a class of the super giant oil fields of the world." Without a second thought, Cojanis bought $120,000 worth of stock in Ness. "Faith is a gift God puts in your heart," he explained when I visited him in October at his cluttered town house, piled with crumpled boxes of prophecy-themed newsletters and cassette tapes of old Christian radio shows. "And I didn't have any doubt that Ness was a plan of God. He raised up Hayseed Stephens to find Israel's oil."

Eight years later, Ness has yet to sink so much as an initial borehole for a Dead Sea well. In fact, for most of its existence it has never even held exploration rights in Israel. Its U.S. headquarters, a barnlike storefront topped with an open Bible sprouting an oil well, was shuttered in 2006. Since then, its stock price has fallen from a high of nearly $5 to a mere 3 cents; Cojanis' $120,000 investment is now worth $3,000. Not that he's worried. "I'm glad the stock price is in the tank," he says. "When they hit oil and the stock goes sky-high, that means Armageddon is around the corner." At that point, he plans to use his gains to spread the word that the end times are here, preparing as many souls for heaven as possible.

It is widely believed among evangelical Christians (and some Orthodox Jews) that Scripture foretells a massive oil find in the Holy Land; prophecy buffs are especially captivated by a passage in Ezekiel that says Armageddon will be triggered by a band of nations—Russia, Iran, and a confederacy of Arab countries are most often named as the likely suspects—attacking Israel to "take a great spoil." Their faith has spurred a sprawling, decades-long treasure hunt. At least 10 companies or individuals have searched for oil in Israel using biblical clues. So far, few of the more than 400 wells drilled there have turned up commercial quantities of oil and gas. But the willingness of ordinary churchgoers to invest their life savings has kept the ventures going—and made the business rich terrain for a bevy of false prophets, penny-stock hustlers, and con men.


http://www.motherjones.com/news/feature/2008/01/let-there-be-light-crude.html
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Viva_La_Revolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 09:51 PM
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1. Basic geology
Too bad they don't put any credence in reality.
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 10:36 PM
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2. I hope this guy doesn't have an email address.
A bunch of people in Nigeria are going to be trying to find him.
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MountainLaurel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 11:29 PM
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4. That could be amusing
Edited on Mon Jan-14-08 11:29 PM by MountainLaurel
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hatrack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-14-08 10:41 PM
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3. Same shit, different state . . .
Anybody here ever read "Under The Banner Of Heaven" by Jon Krakauer? Check it out, particularly the story of the "Dream Mine" in Utah.

You see, this angel appeared to this wealthy Mormon in a dream, and told him that there was all the gold in the world beneath this one special magically blessed mountain deep in the heart of the Beehive State, and then . . .

:eyes:
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Tafiti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-15-08 12:40 AM
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5. Yeah, I read that.
Loved that book, read it a couple years ago. Sometimes it's difficult to feel sympathy for these people, especially the guy in the OP who, after the stock price is in the tank, is still keeping the faith, and is in fact glad the stock price is so low.

The word 'delusional' almost doesn't seem strong enough to describe these people. Sometimes I don't know whether to laugh or to cry...


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