Top 10 Ideas for Goldman Sachs New Ad Campaign

[Po_d Mainiac]

Top 10 Ideas for Goldman Sachs New Ad Campaign

10. Under Buffett’s protection since 2008

9. Putting the zero in zero-sum game.

8. Government Bailout: $29 billion
SEC Settlement: $550 million
Doing God’s work? Priceless.

7. Helping you forget about Bernie Madoff one CDO at a time

6. Goldman Sachs: America’s Counterparty

5. Let us do for you what we did for Greece.

4. Like we give a fuck what you think about us . . .

3. Goldman Sachs: There are some things money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s JPMorgan.

2. The Rothschilds were Pussies

And the number 1 advertising slogan for the new Goldman Sachs ad campaign:

1. We put the douche in fiduciary

http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/2010/09/top-10-ideas-for-goldman-sachs-new-ad-campaign/

[davidinalameda]

1. those are funny

:rofl:

[thunder rising]

2. FKN HOOT: 1. We put the douche in fiduciary

[jtuck004]

5. + along with the rest... n/t

[Po_d Mainiac]

3. Mine would have been

We not only have your 6...We own it.

[ThomCat]

4. I like the honorable mentions better.

Especially the ones I put in bold. :)


We get the gold, you get the sack.

Goldman Rapes, Pillages & Sachs

The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer

Leverage: It’s what’s for dinner.

Claim everything, Explain nothing, Deny everything.

Adapt and Exploit

Vote for anybody you want, they all work for us.

“What happens on Wall Street, stays on Wall Street.”

Dude! You’re getting a deal!”

Between greed and madness lies Goldman.

Got Greed?

Behind every great fortune lies a great crime. Behind that crime lies Goldman Sachs.

We’re rich as hell and we’re not going to take this anymore!

We make money for you, or against you, or sometimes both.”

Goldman Sachs keeps going and going and going.

It’s not personal, Sonny. It’s strictly business.

Vampire Squids rule!

Greed Sanctioned.

We’re not crooks, we’re profit optimizers.

With the President as our junior partner, imagine what we can do for you!

Heads we win, tails you lose (and fees are non-refundable)

[cutlassmama]

6. Totally apt

I'd laugh if it wasn't so true and sad

[westerebus]

7. Thanks. I needed that.