Witchcraft Job Draws 3,000 Applicants

[parasearchers]

An eerie human shaped figure in the rock scares nervous visitors to the Wookey Hole Caves in Somerset. According to the local legend she was a witch turned to stone by a Glastonbury monk. Today she has some flesh and blood competition. Film goers will remember the chilling underground scenes from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, some of which were filmed at Wookey Hole. But it is not Harry Potter who has returned to haunt the caves, but a former estate agent from Shepton Mallet.


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[aquart]

1. Phooey, just impersonating a witch.

I thought it was a job casting real spells.

[comtec]

2. Careful you'll piss off the wiccans

Don't forget about he rule of 3 fold.
=] this was in the news about 2 weeks ago here.
It's actually a nice job it pays like 50,000€ a year, bennies(duh, it's the UK LOL), etc.
You just need to live in a cave for 10+ hours a day lol
You also have to know your local history and lore.
They are even accepting bishonen, TV/CD applications!
it's kind of kewl really, equal opportunity :) as long as you know your stuff.

[aquart]

3. Rule of threefold?

[comtec]

4. Anything you do will come back at you 3 fold

cruel magic inflicts a harsh price.

Kind magic.. well.. you get the idea.