The kind of spam Nigerians get

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HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL

FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH
DEAR SIR / MADAM,

I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY SERVING AS PRESIDENT OF THE
UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT
MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE. I CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH
FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS
TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT
REQUIRING MAXIMUM CONFIDENCE.

And so much more at: http://linuxgazette.net/issue87/lg_backpage.html

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1. DEAR MOGO BOWOHO

DEAR MOGO BOWOHO,

BY WAY OF INTRODUCTION ALLOW ME TO SAY THAT I AM A WEALTHY AMERICAN. I FIND MY SELF OFTEN LOOKING FOR INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES IN THE AFRICAN CONTINENT, AND ADDITIONALLY FOR WAYS TO HELP THOSE TEMPORARILY SHORT OF FUNDS.

MAY I SAY THAT IT WOULD BE MY PLEASURE TO COMMERCE WITH YOU. I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN CONTACT WITH A NIGERIAN BEFORE, AND THE REPUTATION FOR HONESTY THAT YOUR NATION HAS EARNED WILL SERVE US WELL.

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