Don't Read if you find Chappelles Show offensive ;-)

[Valjean]

From tonights program:

For centuries people have turned to NegroDamus for the answers.

Q: Negrodamus, why is President Bush so sure that Saddam Hussein has weapons of mass destruction?

A: Because he has the receipt.



Dave Chappell is HILARIOUS!!!!!

[lastknowngood]

1. Chappell and Chris Rock are the only funny

people left in the world.

[0007]

2. I rolled over laughing last night up on hearing

"Becasue he has the receipt"

Chappell is a gas.

[Lefty48197]

3. I liked it when the White race drafted Colin Powell

and the Blacks agreed ONLY if the Whites would take Condi Rice too.