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In yesterday's Washington Post, reporter Evelyn Nieves in the article "Short-Fused Populist, Breathing Fire at Bush" has already started the Dean-bashing. The press has already decided that they don't like Howard Dean, so they're going to do to him the same thing that they did to Al Gore. Here's my analysis of that article: She starts off by writing: "Ropy veins popped out of his neck, blood rushed to his cheeks, and his eyes, normally blue-gray, flashed black, all dilated pupils." Like she was really close enough to see his pupils. She continues, "President Bush is all wrong, he says: wrong on the economy, wrong on the environment, wrong on health care and affirmative action and peace and justice for all." Wonder why she added the "peace and justice for all" bit. This thing is starting to read like some Maureen Dowd Column on Bill Clinton.
She also tries desperately to make Howard Dean out as some Blue Blood ascot-wearing millionaire. "Howard Brush Dean III, 54, a Park Avenue-bred medical doctor, is the Democrats' angry Everyman, heading to Washington to make things right." What is she supposed to mean by "Park Avenue-bred," and "Democrats' angry Everyman." Like Bush was born the son of a toothless sharecropper or is somehow an obvious populist-the very wealthy are people too.
She also comments on his lack of prospects as a candidate: "Dean's passionate, bare-fisted pounding at the Washington power structure is obviously working, at least for now." What is she implying, "at least for now" like in a couple of months he'll be out of the campaign or something. She even manages to disparage Dean's height, calling him "the shortish (about 5-foot-8) contender." If anything dean is of average height. The funniest part of the article is when she comments on Dean's diplomatic skills, saying "...a few more choice words on his part, and critics will be questioning whether Dean has the diplomatic skills needed to be the leader of the free world." Excuse me; I wasn't aware George W. got an 800 on the Verbal part of his SATs. I guess she misunderestimated George W's verbal skills. I'm sure those critics will nail Dean to the wall for his undiplomatic abilities. Why, he might even think that the UN is somehow, dare I say it, a rubber stamp.
When she comments on Dean's Meet the Press interview, "he fumbled on some basic questions, such as the size of the military..." she neglects to mention that Howard Dean said "As someone who's running in the Democratic Party primary, I know that it's somewhere in the neighborhood of one to two million people, but I don't know the exact number, and I don't think I need to know that to run in the Democratic Party primary." I didn't realize that the exact number of troops on active duty was somehow a "basic question." Isn't that number classified anyway? In any case Dean did correctly estimate the number as being "in the neighborhood of one to two million" troops.
Then she starts questioning his background as the governor of a small state. She refers to Vermont as "a one-area-code state." But Montana is a "one area code state." Yet if its Republican governor had been running for president, would she have summarized it as such? She describes Dean as "confident enough to tell voters that if he could balance the budget, provide almost universal health care and protect open space in Vermont (pop. 609,000), he could do it for the whole country." As if he can't do it for the whole country because Vermont (pop. 609,000) isn't Texas (pop. 21,325,018), which Bush left in a total mess anyway. The press would have known this had they asked him in 2000 like they were supposed to.
Then she begins to reveal Dean's upper-class roots. "Dean comes from money-his father, grandfather and great-grandfather were investment bankers; he summered in Sag Harbor, part of the Long Island playground that includes the Hamptons, and went to Yale." I guess she's just a hard-working muckraker, exposing the elite's abuse of the workingman. Wait a second, wasn't Bush's father an oil tycoon who later became president, and his grandfather a real Blue Blood who was senator from Connecticut. Wait a second, didn't Bush go to Yale. I guess Bush isn't the son of a toothless sharecropper after all. Notice how she says "he summered in Sag Harbor, part of the Long Island playground that includes the Hamptons." Let's face it, this must have been like 30 years ago or something, back then "the Hamptons" was just farmland, with some beach in front of it. In any case had he summered in Long Beach, California, she would have written that it was a part of the country that included Beverly Hills. About Vermont politics she writes, "entering politics there was relatively easy." Bush must've had it real tough in Texas, where your father has to be an oil tycoon so that you can be governor.
She even deftly exposes Dean's Vermont record as a fiscal conservative, showing, again, her muckraking prowess. As governor "Dean was no fire-breather. He insisted on balancing the budget above all else. He went from being against the death penalty to supporting it in limited cases. He refused to fund social programs without making sure the state could pay its bills first." Wouldn't you know it, Dean "refused to fund social programs without making sure the state could pay its bills first." Thank God we have a Real Man in the Whitehouse, where the rich will get their tax cut, even if we have to run record high deficits. She thinks she's so smart for writing this. Like Vermont is a bed of Liberal activism anyway. It's probably the most Libertarian state in the country. It's sole representative, and one of its senators are Independent. What was she thinking? That's not fair of me.
I should say that towards the end of the article she does redeem herself somewhat, describing his wife, and his first entry into local politics. It was creating a scenic bike-path that's close to his house. She also goes onto describe his appearance in front of the California Teachers Association. She writes: "'I taught eighth-grade social studies for three months,' said, 'so I can personally say that I am the only person running for the presidency of the United States that knows what it's like to stand up without being able to go to the bathroom for five hours.' Bingo. After 15 minutes, Dean told the audience he was going to wrap it up. 'Awwww' pulsed through the ballroom."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A11710-2003Jul5.html
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