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Edited on Mon Nov-03-03 07:46 PM by tsipple
OK, here's my latest irregular installment of the Path to Victory: my thinking on how each Democratic candidate wins his or her party's nomination for President of the United States.
Comments most certainly welcome. And, of course, lots of things can change, since there are still more than 70 days until the Iowa Caucuses.
Here we go! First, the easy ones. Difficulty ratings are on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the most difficult.
Sharpton, Braun, Kucinich: In February, 2004, a meteor strikes Dean, Clark, Lieberman, Kerry, Gephardt, Edwards, Senator Hillary Clinton, former Vice President Al Gore, the entire Clinton Cabinet (except Robert Reich), two thirds of the Democratic Congressmen and Senators, Gary Hart, Ambassador Joe Wilson, Walter Mondale, Michael Moore, Al Frankin, and most of the Boston Red Sox roster, sending the whole nomination process into turmoil. A contentious Democratic National Convention erupts in Boston. Braun is the odds-on favorite, but at the last minute Al Sharpton and Dennis Kucinich reach an agreement to flip a coin, with the winner getting the top of the ticket and the loser getting the VP slot, with the two candidates pooling their delegates. Sharpton uses a rigged coin, and the Sharpton-Kucinich ticket is nominated at the Convention on the 58th ballot. Difficulty rating: 6.
Dean: Just run at least close to current polling numbers. Strong second place in Iowa (or better), win in New Hampshire, and then win Delaware, Arizona, New Mexico, and possibly North Dakota. Beat Gephardt to take the nomination in Michigan, beat Edwards to take the nomination in Idaho, or beat Clark to take the nomination in Wisconsin or the bulk of the March 2nd states, particularly California. Difficulty rating: 1.5.
Gephardt: Win Iowa, even by one vote. Come in at least third in New Hampshire to keep the momentum going. Take Missouri, North Dakota, and possibly Delaware to stay in business. Beat Dean in Michigan with union troops, then slog it out in a fight to the finish. Difficulty rating: 3.
Kerry: Third in Iowa, first (by a whisker) in New Hampshire, then win Delaware and one other February 3rd state, like maybe New Mexico. Run respectably until Wisconsin, then win Wisconsin, Idaho (where he has a home), and several March 2nd states including California. Difficulty rating: 4.
Clark: Place fourth in Iowa ("upset" over Edwards, even with no campaign), third in New Hampshire (over Gephardt and Edwards), win South Carolina, and win two out of three of New Mexico, Arizona, and Oklahoma. Come in second in Michigan, skip Maine, win Tennessee and Virginia convincingly, skip DC, skip Idaho, win Utah, then win California and a couple other states on March 2nd. Slog it out to the finish. Difficulty rating: 3.5.
Edwards: Place third in Iowa (ahead of Clark and Kerry), third in New Hampshire (ahead of Clark and Gephardt), win South Carolina, second in, say, Oklahoma, then wait until February 10th. On February 10th win Tennessee and Virginia solidly, then have a showdown (probably with Dean) in Idaho on February 24th. Win that to damage Dean, then win Utah, and seal the deal on March 2nd with a California win. Difficulty rating: 4.
Lieberman: A meteor strikes Dean and Clark. Place second in New Hampshire (behind Kerry and ahead of Iowa winner Gephardt), win Arizona, Oklahoma, and South Carolina, stay second in Michigan and then Maine, win either Tennessee or Virginia (with second in the other), pick up another along the way (Idaho?) to March 2nd, then win either the bulk of states or California with a couple others. Difficulty rating: 5.
On edit #1: Corrected a couple small typos. On edit #2: Note that "meteor" means either an actual meteor or the political equivalent.
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