Kerry saves the day from the Godless commie birds!

[AWD]

John Kerry, pictured below, goes hunting for birds.

He later issued a statement claiming he meant to NOT shoot the birds, but had been tricked by his fellow hunters. They told him that the birds were a danger to American freedom, and if he helped them shoot a few, they promised to come to him for approval before going hunting any more.

Following the hunt his fellow hunters immediately began talking about the threat of the bear population. After seeing videos of bear attacks on Fox News, Kerry agreed to allow the hunters to shoot bears later in the year.

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[seventhson]

11. The Democrats Can Lead... It is Kerry

who can't lead the Democrats.

Dean can.

[liberalnurse]

18. I thing he will need a little

Heinz Ketchup with that bird.... Don't you?

[Pez]

2. i thought for a sec my browser directed me to some RNC parody site

[KC21304]

4. I was thinking something along those lines too.

And what do you think now ??????????????? Probably about the same thing I do.

[Pez]

9. :-)

-=Kerry-2K4=-

[DrFunkenstein]

3. You Are Very Funny!

Not "funny haha," of course. More on the "funny ooh" side.

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[AWD]

5. I try...

...I don't always succeed, but I try.

By the way, the pic you posted is almost embarrassingly planned. I felt like singing "Which of these things does not belong?"

[DrFunkenstein]

15. Are You Suggesting That Dean Is Not A Southern Baptist?

Somebody tell him that!

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[dsc]

19. For the record

Southern Baptists are almost universally white. Southern Baptists split over slavery (they were the pro slavery faction). Most blacks are independent Baptists, members of the AME denomination, or some other independent Christian denomination.

[MrSoundAndVision]

6. My wife says:

Is that Howard Dean in the broadway production of "The Jerk"?

[AWD]

8. You mean I'm gonna stay this color?

[MrSoundAndVision]

10. I'm still laughin...

God Dean looks, just, so, much like a fake. I mean, look around, it's not THAT funny.

Fits right in huh.

Please consider clicking on http://www.kucinich.us and read a little. I'll give you a hi5 if you do. Just ask.

[KC21304]

16. Just someone making up stories about Kerry again.

That has been going on here for years. Some of the real good ones are about Bull and Scones. You should try some. yummy.

[seventhson]

7. But he thought it was a Vietnamese teenager in only a loincloth...

and he had his men film a reenactment anyway.

They might not give medals for killing commie birds, but if they do he certainly won't mind pretending to throw them away so he looks like a bird lover.

[DrFunkenstein]

13. Sorry AWD - 7thSon Wins The Prize Tonight!!!

There's funny, and then there's...funny.

Let me just quote this in full:

"But he thought it was a Vietnamese teenager in only a loincloth and he had his men film a reenactment anyway.

They might not give medals for killing commie birds, but if they do he certainly won't mind pretending to throw them away so he looks like a bird lover."

Do you get it? Kerry is career-driven war criminal! Man, that guy'll do anything to get elected!


:freak:

[KC21304]

12. Incoming hatred !

[DrFunkenstein]

14. Nah, He's Just Funnin'

Things can get genuinely nasty around here. This is just some good natured poking.

[KC21304]

17. My response was meant for # 7

but I stopped getting in p---ing matches with him long ago. You do not have to tell me about nasty.

[DrFunkenstein]

20. I Think He's Great

I always encourage him to elaborate on his ideas.