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illini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 08:51 AM
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I just got spammed by Shrub. This is hilarious please read.
I just got spammed and the jist of the spam was Bush is the education prez. Get this Shrubie's "Reading First" program is a multi-million dollar program that is teaching 3rd graders to read at 4th grade level by the end of the school year. ROFLMAO hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Isnt that what schools are supposed to do anyway. God is this some silly spin or what???

"Arizona Mom "Thrilled" with Reading First Program


President Bush's No Child Left Behind Act is already making a positive difference in the classroom, as shown in a firsthand report from the Arizona Republic. As part of the Reading First program, third-grade readers are receiving intensive training in the fundamentals of reading -- and parents and teachers are thrilled with the results:


"Eight-year-old Paola Arteaga's library card shows the third-grader is becoming a voracious reader.

"And her mother, Susana Cabrera, credits Reading First, a multimillion-dollar federal reading initiative launched this fall that aims to have third-graders reading at fourth-grade levels by the end of the school year.

"Part of President Bush's No Child Left Behind initiative, Reading First will bring about $105 million to Arizona schools over six years.

"'I'm thrilled with this program because it is nurturing a love of literature in my daughter,' Cabrera said."



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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 08:52 AM
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1. Who sent you this crap?????????
Can you send a scathing reply????????
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illini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 09:05 AM
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2. Shrubies web page sent it to me.
The email directed me to email my local news papers and tell them what a good job shrubie is doing. So, I filled out the form. I ignored the talking point tools and ripped on shrubie for being a liar. hehe
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 09:26 AM
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3. Good! Maybe we should all do that!!!!!!
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bandy Donating Member (545 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 11:18 AM
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4. So what does this say about Jebbie's state...
something like 14,000 3rd graders failed reading. Sooooo very sick of these blantant lies. My grandaughter (3rd grader) reads almost as well as I do, but we attribute that to us and her parents. We have been reading with her since she was born. What's going on here in Fla. is a vast number of children CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH!! So schools have been denied funds - go figure.
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Alex146 Donating Member (556 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 12:44 PM
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5. When I was in third grade...
I was reading at like a sixth grade level. No thanks to any republicans.

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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 01:14 PM
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7. wow
I taught myself to read at 3 and knew all the presidents at 5.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 01:09 PM
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6. So... When will they do that to Bush?
???
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Pez Donating Member (522 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 01:38 PM
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8. what, teach him how to read?
pffftahahahahah ;-p

that old dog isn't learning any new tricks.
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 02:21 PM
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9. And 'riting and 'rithmetic.
Go back to the basics.
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Pez Donating Member (522 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-26-03 03:06 PM
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10. [-$7 trillion + -$87 billion + -$X billion/day]+[BUSH INC.] = we R screwed
Edited on Sun Oct-26-03 03:07 PM by Pez
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