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Dean should run his own commercial, showing him first saying, I hope to get all voters, even the..
Then cut to an attractive couple with piercings saying "I guess I'll have to vote for Dean now,"
Then show a person getting out of a Volvo who looks at the camera, and says "Well, I guess I have to support Dean now, as he likes the Volvo drivers."
Move on to a coffee shop, where the whole group are drinking various specialty coffee drinks (my favorite is iced-mocha, but I drink regular coffee in the morning by the way) and when asked, the crowd shouts in unison, "We support Howard Dean, the candidate of the latte drinkers,"
Then show a poor working-man saying "Tax-cut, did someone get a tax-cut, I didn't get a tax-cut? I'm voting for Dean" proceeding quickly through all stereotypes listed by the retired rich-Republican-couple in the ad.
Then have Dean come on and say, "I'm a candidate for inclusion, not making fun of people for the silliest reasons, unrelated to politics. This is what my detractors have come to, and it is sad America that elements of the democratic party would stoop to Republican prejudices."
Or something along those lines. Humor, is best answered by the humorous.
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