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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:08 PM
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I'm Older Than DIRT!
Everyone over 40 should have a pretty easy time at this exam.
If you are under 40 you can claim a handicap.

This is a History Exam for those who don't mind seeing how much they really remember about what went on in their life.
Get paper and pencil and number from 1 to 20.
Write the letter of each answer and score at the end.
Then, best of all, before you pass this test on, put your score in the subject line!

1. In the 1940s, where were automobile headlight dimmer switches located?
a. On the floor shift knob
b. On the floor board, to the left of the clutch
c. Next to the horn

2. The bottle top of a Royal Crown Cola bottle had holes in it. For what was it used?
a. Capture lightning bugs
b. To sprinkle clothes before ironing
c. Large salt shaker

3. Why was having milk delivered a problem in northern winters?
a. Cows got cold and wouldn't produce milk
b. Ice on highways forced delivery by dog sled
c. Milkmen left deliveries outside of front doors and milk would! freeze, expanding and pushing up the cardboard bottle top.

4. What was the popular chewing gum named for a game of chance?
a. Blackjack
b. Gin
c. Craps!

5. What method did women use to look as if they were wearing stockings when none were available due to rationing during W.W.II?
a. Suntan
b. Leg painting
c. Wearing slacks

6. What postwar car turned automotive design on its ear when you couldn't tell whether it was coming or going?
a. Studebaker
b. Nash Metro
c. Tucker

7. Which was a popular candy when you were a kid?
a. Strips of dried peanut butter
b. Chocolate licorice bars
c. Wax coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside

8. How was Butch wax used?
a. To stiffen a flat-top haircut so it stood up
b. To make floors shiny and prevent scuffing
c. On the wheels of roller skates to prevent rust

9. Before inline skates, how did you keep your roller skates attached to your shoes?
a. With clamps, tightened by a skate key
b. Woven straps that crossed the foot
c. Long pieces of twine

10. As a kid, what was considered the best way to reach a decision?
a. Consider all the facts
b. Ask Mom
c. Eeny-meeny-miney-mo

11. What was the most dreaded disease in the 1940's?
a. Smallpox
b. AIDS
c. Polio

12. "I'll be down to get you in a ________, Honey"
a. SUV
b. Taxi
c. Streetcar

13. What was the name of Caroline Kennedy's pet pony?
a. Old Blue
b. Paint
c. Macaroni

14. What was a Duck-and-Cover Drill?
a. Part of the game of hide and seek
b. What you did when your Mom called you in to do chores
c. Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill.

15. What was the name of the Indian Princess on the Howdy Doody show?
a. Princess Summerfallwinterspring
b. Princess Sacajewea
c. Princess Moonshadow

16. What did all the really savvy students do when mimeographed tests were hand! ed out i n school?
a. Immediately sniffed the purple ink, as this was believed to get you high
b. Made paper airplanes to see who could sail theirs out the window
c. Wrote another pupil's name on the top, to avoid their failure

17. Why did your Mom shop in stores that gave Green Stamps with purchases?
a. To keep you out of mischief by licking the backs, which tasted like bubble gum
b. They could be put in special books and redeemed for various household items
c. They were given to the kids to be used as stick-on tattoos

18. Praise the Lord, and pass the _________?
a. Meatballs
b. Dames
c. Ammunition

19. What was the name of the singing group that made the song "Cabdriver" a hit?
a. The Ink Spots
b. The Supremes
c. The Esquires

20. Who left his heart in San Francisco?
a. Tony Bennett
b. Xavier Cugat
c. George Gershwin
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ANSWERS

1. b) On the floor, to the left of the clutch. Hand controls, popular in Europe, took till the late '60s to catch on.

2. b) To sprinkle clothes before ironing. Who had a steam iron?

3. c) Cold weather caused the milk to freeze and expand, popping the bottle top.

4. a) Blackjack Gum.

5. b) Special makeup was applied, followed by drawing a seam down the back of the leg with eyebrow pencil.

6. a) 1946 Studebaker.

7. c) Wax coke bottles containing super-sweet colored water.

8. a) Wax for your flat top (butch) haircut.

9. a) With clamps, tightened by a skate key, which you wore on a shoestring around your neck.

10. c) Eeny-meeny-miney-mo.

11. c) Polio. In beginning of August, swimming pools were closed, movies and other public gathering places were closed to try to prevent spread of the disease.

12.. b) Taxi. Better be ready by half-past eight!

1! 3. c) Ma caroni.

14. c) Hiding under your desk, and covering your head with your arms in an A-bomb drill.

15. a) Princess Summerfallwinterspring. She was another puppet.

16. a) Immediately sniffed the purple ink to get a high.

17. b) Put in a special stamp book, they could be traded for household items at the Green Stamp store.

18. c) Ammunition, and we'll all be free.

19. a) The widely famous 50's group: The Inkspots.

20. a) Tony Bennett, and he sounds just as good today..
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SCORING

17- 20 correct: You are older than dirt, and obviously gifted with mental abilities. Now if you could only find your glasses. Definitely someone who should share their wisdom!

12 -16 correct: Not quite dirt yet, but your mind is getting keen.

0 -11 correct: You are not old enough to share the wisdom of your experiences.

Send this to your friends with your score in the subject line!





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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:17 PM
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1. You are older than dirt,
But I'm only 23. Dirt's pretty young, I guess ;)
Lots of listening to my grandparents and a lot of reading and watching the History channel, guess some of it sunk in :bounce:
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:21 PM
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3. Does that mean you passed the test with flying colors?
Now where does THAT saying come from....."flying colors"? Okay, that's one I guess I'm not old enough to know.
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:28 PM
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7. I got 17 of them...
The car one I didn't get (about where the headlight dimmer was), or the roller skates, or the Howdy Doody princess...

Roller skate keys cracks me up, though. I wonder what kids will be laughing about 30 years from now, ya know?

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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:33 PM
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9. By god I am older than dirt!
Got 18/20.
I even remember getting those wax candy coke bottles as a kid! I loved those!
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:39 PM
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11. Well I got ALL 20 and remember when candy cost a PENNY!
Edited on Sat Apr-10-04 11:40 PM by Dover
I loved the penny candy store! REmember rock candy? I'm older than ROCKS.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:42 PM
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13. LOL
I don't remember penny candy, but I do remember when a Hershey bar cost a nickel, and was 3 times the size it is now.
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 08:46 AM
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23. Ah, but do you remember the NAME of those little wax sucklings?
I do! I do! :hi: *pausing to buff my nails on my lapel*... (ahem...) "NIK-L-NIPS" !!! Five in a little carton that looked like a little sody-pop carton (unless you were lucky enough -- and had enough cash {10 cents} -- to find one of the "double" versions that had TEN of the toothsome delights). My favoritist favoritist candy (next to Chunky).

I now humbly hobble to the podium to recieve my long-fought-for patent on dirt. From now on, it's a penny a step. Your meter will arrive shortly, and bills are due on the first of the month. Happy walking. :evilgrin:
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:21 PM
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2. 13
Edited on Sat Apr-10-04 11:24 PM by camero
And I'm still in my 30's so I have a handicap. :D

Edit: Even I knew about Green Stamps and I did the Duck and Cover in school which meant bend over and kiss you ass goodbye.
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:24 PM
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6. You know what would be a great test, is to ask people over 40
Edited on Sat Apr-10-04 11:27 PM by Dover
questions that were compiled by someone 16 - 20 years old from their generation. I'd probably fail that test and STILL be older than dirt. Can't win for losing, or lose for winning!
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:34 PM
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10. I probably would too
Kinda hard to stay hip. :)
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amandae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 01:28 AM
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18. 13 also
I'm in my 20's .... late 20's .... guess I also have that handicap?

:hi:
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Mrs. Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:21 PM
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4. I Answered All Of Them Correctly
but I'm only 52 years old; is that really older than dirt?
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:28 PM
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8. Well, either that or you're a really good guesser...eeny-meeny-miney-mo...
lol!
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:22 PM
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5. I'm well over 40, but
I am not older than dirt. I do remember when dirt was clean though.
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northofdenali Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:42 PM
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12. northofdenali and Mr. northofdenali (wayuphere)
are OLDER THAN DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:) :P :)
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:49 PM
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14. I'm 48 and I got two!!
I vaguely recall green stamps as a child (and blue chip stamps as well). And I remember duck and cover drills.

This exam was written for my 77 year old mother.

I mean, come on ask something relevant to a 40-something like "what mind altering substance was sold under the name 'orange sunshine'"

Or "who played bass for Cream"
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Dover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:53 PM
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15. ...dang....................failed that one too!
Edited on Sat Apr-10-04 11:53 PM by Dover
Beginning to wonder if maybe I wasn't even born....
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-10-04 11:54 PM
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16. Number sixteen is bogus!
mimeographs were cut stencils and used ink (no solvent). Sniff all you want, you won't get high. I think they were thinking ditto papers that used the sweet smelling solvent. Mmmm, ditto paper, the gateway drug.
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RC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 05:26 AM
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21. The smell of the ink was pungent enough
you could smell a test from the back of the room.
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OneBlueSky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 01:12 AM
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17. older than dirt here . . . got 18 right . . .
missed the Studebaker and the Butch wax (I was thinking Butcher's wax, the floor care stuff) . . . at least I know my long-term memory's intact . . . :)
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mykpart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 05:14 AM
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19. I only missed one,
the one about the Studebaker. However, I do remember when dirt first appeared - I was about 5!
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 05:22 AM
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20. Perfect score here.. Turned 55 on the 9th
:)
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Shopaholic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 08:01 AM
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22. 17 and I'm not even 40 until September
:silly:
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LWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-11-04 10:44 AM
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24. 18. Older than dirt. n/t
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