Determine Your Porn Star Name...

[Tom_Foolery]

Use your middle name for your Porn Star first name, and use the name of the first street that you lived on as your Porn Star last name.

Mine would be Anthony Parker.

[Aristus]

1. Robert Sprucewood, ready to service you, heh-heh.

Sprucewood was the name of the street but it does have a sort of vague porn sound to it, doesn't it?

[GOPisEvil]

2. Lee Spruce (bow chicka bow bow)

:D

[Donkeyboy75]

32. Great porn name!

[bloodyjack]

53. according to this cartoon

my porno name would be Aesop Quail. god damn it, that's not very suggestive of anything.

[stimbox]

3. Hah!

Christian Deadwood

Not a very inspiring "stickman" name. Better Punk Rock name though.

[Rabrrrrrr]

55. Yeah, "deadwood" is a pretty sad name for porn

Unless Vivid Video ever does a "Guys Gone Limp" series of videos...

[kmla]

4. Doby Fourth, starring in "Geez, I wish I was first. Or second....

... even third wouldn't be bad."

I don't think that name would be much of a draw, for some reason...

[rankdog]

5. Matthew Colorado

[tjwash]

6. "Sterling Johnson"

Johnson, Sterling Johnson...

[Jeff in Cincinnati]

68. Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a WINNER!!!

.

[XNASA]

7. Hold-on!! That's supposed to be your 'Soap Opera Star' name!!

Your adult star name is the first pet you can ever recall and your mothers maiden name.

For example, using that criteria, my soap opera name is "Leo Palmer", but my adult star name is "Toby Wolfe".

Of course, not a lot of people like to give-up their mother's maiden name on the internet....and then maybe I'm fudging mine a bit so that no one will truly know........

But your formula is for your Soap Name.....I'm just sayin'.

[Tom_Foolery]

11. Aren't Soap Operas Soft Porn Anyway? n/t

[Guy_Montag]

67. why wouldn't you want to give out your Mother's maiden name? n/t

[camero]

8. Eugene Pinewood

I guess I should get the pine tar out. :7

[Canuckistanian]

9. Hugh G. Normos

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. Carlos G. Polidoro

I read it wrong the first time. Accurate now.

[histohoney]

12. Trotter Legget

uck. Not sexy.

[chaska]

13. Edward Bentley?

That sounds more like an English rapper. I say, bling bling.

[Lizz612]

14. Marie Grand

:D

[Shananigans]

15. No No No! You've got it all wrong!

Your porn star first name is the name of your first ever pet. Your porn star last name is the name of the first street you ever lived on.

Hence my porn star name is "Maggie Star Two"

Other unique porn star names (my cube mates) are "Muffy Johnson", "Rover Dover", "Ben Xenwood", "McKenzie Minnetonka", and "Buster Greenrock"

[Snow]

21. Not sure - probably "Hooter Sargent", but it could be

"Lucifer Willard". Bearing in mind I'm of the guy variety, which do you think would be the bigger box-office draw?

[Tom_Foolery]

26. Well, I Stand Corrected...

but this is the way it was told to me. Actually, the guy who told it to me was fired from his job for passing it around at work.

[Kathleen04]

33. If it has to be your first pet's name..I'm in trouble..

cause my first dog's name was "Frumpy". ;)

[burythehatchet]

37. Hey your formula works

just call me Dixon Drake

DAMN that even turns me on

I might have to make that my screen name

The possibilities are endless

[Champ]

63. Sonic Standage

still I say "wtf?"

[sniffa]

16. phiLLip huron

not as good as dirk diggLer. :(

[Endangered Specie]

17. Ray Chatham

[Blue-Jay]

18. I thought it was supposed to be your first pet's name as your first name.

In that case, my porno name would be Buffy Van Buren.

[Commendatori]

19. Christopher Tioga

[radwriter0555]

20. BAMBI LYNN LEO...

LOL

It's my original birth name, before I was put up for adoption!!!!

What WAS that woman thinking?

[Debi]

22. Joan South Fifth...

EWW I sound dirrty!!!

[nini]

23. Marie Broad

LOL

[Triple H]

24. Howard Geranium

ROTFL.

[tigerbeat]

25. David Somerset.

pretty good one if you ask me.

[Demonaut]

27. Curveball, shoots blanks and but cant stand "up" to scrutiny, rummy is my

fluffer

[kitkatrose]

28. ....

Nicole Kirby M'liss? I guess as far as porn star names go, that's not the worst.

[Arbustosux]

29. John Camino Hornos

yeppers...I live on Camino Hornos!

[nini]

45. LOL

that's a good one.

[Arbustosux]

51. it only sounds dirty

Camino Hornos means Oven Street :)

[IronLionZion]

30. George Kimball

I thought this was for soap operas

[Donkeyboy75]

31. Shannon Swern

Has kind of a dirty sound to it!

[Cuban_Liberal]

38. I've always liked the name 'Shannon'.

:D

[Donkeyboy75]

39. Thanks,

I'm a guy, though, and I go by Shannon. Not too many of those running around...

[Cuban_Liberal]

40. Yeah, I know you're a guy.

True, it's not a common name, but I still like it a lot. :)

[Feanorcurufinwe]

34. Rod Steel

[Cuban_Liberal]

35. Rafael Flame

Has a nice ring to it, don't ya think? ;)

[Wapsie B]

36. Hal Buchanan

n/t

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

41. Suzanne Carolyn

[Wapsie B]

43. That REALLY sounds like a name

for a porn actress.

[THUNDER HANDS]

42. Adam Cottonwood

yeah, i know :D

[Padraig18]

44. Brendan Milwaukee.

Ehhh... :shrug:

[alarcojon]

46. Guillermo Mozart

the musical Latin lover! B-)

I've also been Guillermo Greenview, Harding, Green, High, Creekview, Sessions, Summit, and Park.

[Blue-Jay]

47. You lived on Mozart Street?

Confess! Tell me how many people on your block pronounced it "Mo-Zart".

:D

[alarcojon]

48. I was born on Mozart (in Chicago)

so I don't remember how people pronounced it. But I'm sure the Mo-zart pronunciation is common. I know that the "correct" pronunciation of Goethe street is "go-thee"

[lolly]

49. Don't need to

There's already a pornstar named "Lolly" (in Germany, I think).

Don't know her last name--maybe it's like Madonna: one name is all you need.

[gristy]

50. Scott Berkeley

Not bad.

[SarahB]

52. Elizabeth 42nd?

Pretty funky. :shrug:

[TheMightyFavog]

54. Micheal County B East

:wtf:

[Rabrrrrrr]

57. Much of my family would be something like "William Route 2"

LOL!

And I'm thinking of the kids in my neghborhood here and elsewher in NYC: "Julio West 137th", "Shlomo East 88th" . . .

[Mrs. Overall]

56. Marie Walnut

[Lindsey]

58. Kay Normandy

n/t

[furrylitldevil]

59. Charles Andes

I'd come out with a pocket protector and rainbow suspenders...ready for love!

[Rocinante]

60. Lynn Nubbin

No I'm not kidding. I was raised in the farm country of Tn and the first name of the road was Nubbin.

[slinkerwink]

61. Judith Meridan

[Champ]

62. Leland Standage.... wtf?

[cleofus1]

64. Michael Monteceito

that has quite the ring to it eh baby!

[VOX]

65. Jay Thermo.

Turning up the heat! :evilgrin:

[Florida_Geek]

66. John Many :) nt

[noonwitch]

69. Marie Furwood-this is good, especially if I was a hermaphrodite

That's the second street I lived on. I don't remember the name of the first one.

[skippysmom]

70. Anne Robin

Not very exciting...though if I use my first pet's name I'd be Sassy Robin!

[Ganja Ninja]

71. Willy Clinton