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[ALago1]

There are times when you get suckered in
By drugs and alchohol and sex with women-mmkay
But its when you do these things too much
That you've become an addict and must get back in touch
You can do it Its all up to you-mmmmmkay
With a little plan you can change your life tooo-day
You dont have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan and very soon you will see-eeyy, its easy mmkay

Step 1: Instead of ass say buns, like "kiss my buns" or "you're a buns hole"

Step 2: Instead of shit say poo, as in "bull poo", "poo head" and this "poo is cold"

Step 3: With bitch drop the t because bich is latin for generosity

Step 4: Dont say fuck any more because fuck is the worst word that you can say

So just use the word mmmkay!

We can do it its all up to us-mmmkay (mmmkay)
With a little plan we can change our lives tooo-day
Mr, Mackey: you can change it today
Everyone: We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will see-eey
Its easy mmkay!

Step 1 Children: Instead of ass say buns,
like kiss my buns or you're a buns hole

Step 2 Children: Instead of shit say poo,
as in bull poo, poo head and this poo is cold

Step 3 Children: With bitch drop the t
because bich is latin for generosity

Step 4 Children: Dont say fuck any more

Cuz fuck is the worst word that you can say
Fuck is the worst word that you can say
We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck nooooo!!!
Your cured, you can go!
We don't have to spend our lives shootin up in the trash
homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan and very soon you will saaay
Its easy mmmkay!
It's easy mmmkay!
It's easy mmmkay!
It's easy mmmkay!
It's easy mmmkaaaaaaaayy
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmm
It's easy mmmkaaaay


Mmmkay
Mmmkay
Mmmkay

[Dark]

1. Are you sober?

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. Some people say that i'm a bad guy..

They may be right, they may be right.
But it's not as if I don't try..
I just fuck up, try as I might

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it..
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes I can change, I can change.
I know i've been a dirty little bastard
I like to kill! I like to maim! Yes, I'm insane.
But it's okay, cause I can change.

It's not my fault that i'm so evil..
It's society, society.
You see my parents were sometimes abusive..
And it made, a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change.
Satan: What if you remain a sandy little butthole?
Hey Satan! Don't be such a tit
Mother Teresa won't have shit on me.

Here I am, just watch me change..
Here you go, i'm changing!

[U of M Dem 07]

3. South Park.

Is awesome. :)