Padraig Dafydd Gudrun Tilbury: Drunkard of the Month

[DarkPhenyx]

http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/md_drunk_of_the_month.htm

I was thinking it was time for something more important than which words hurt who's feelings, adn why they should piss off anyway.

Adventures with alcohol: The local Bulgarian mafia boss was having a birthday party in my local. He fancied himself a drinker. He insisted that I join him at his table. Bulgarian tradition insists that the birthday boy buys. He tried to outdrink me. We reached a stage where he was puking drunk. His boys were curiously preoccupied, so I put him over my shoulder and carried him home. When I got back and carried on drinking there was some awe. I have been curiously untroubled by burglary since. And they still buy me drinks.

Cheers! :toast: :beer: