CAPTION CONTEST: In memory of Condoleezza Rice

[Earth_First]

In the face of the Condoleezza testimony slated for Thursday of this week, I am offering another "contribution caption contest." On behalf of the winner, I will donate an extra $10 to my next contribution to the campaign or organization of your choice.

Good luck!



"Now walk behind me for a moment and listen, this is how it's going to work..."

[xray s]

1. "Who stepped on a duck?"

[rabid_nerd]

2. No Condi,

I do not want to play Thomas Jefferson.

[Earth_First]

3. So which is it...

my post count or just humble DUers? I figure I'd create a way to make contributions more fun for everyone, and nothing. I absolutely loathe the "newbie" mentality that internet message boards and blogs breed...

[Bossy Monkey]

4. Neither. It just takes a while.

skip fox has been doing this for eons, and still often as not has to kick his own thread to get any kind of response.

PS: "In memory of" is kind of a comedy killer. You might want to change it to "in (dis)honor of"

[AwareOne]

5. Mr. President, are you aware that you have what appears to be a Fudgesicle

stuck on your back?

[floridaguy]

6. "You know, being able to walk on those heels . . .

really keeps them guessing about the sex change".

[Richardo]

13. "Dont' worry: you're pulling it off very well, Mr. President:"

[cosmicdot]

7. we'll talk about it after you scrub the toilets and vaccum the Oval Office

[WillParkinson]

8. But Georgie...

I did like you said. Honest. Please, Georgie...don't leave. You know I worship you.

[Aristus]

9. "Me Papa-san, You Mama-san, get it?

Ya walk coupla steps BEE-HIND me, see? 'At's how it werks!"

[kmla]

10. "I'm a-warnin' ya, Con-dee. Keep yer distance back there, cuz..."

"...last night for dinner, Pickles fixed up a mess of soup beans, with a side of fried cabbage. I'm a fixin to break wind like a Texas tornado. And you don't wanna get caught downwind of ol' Georgie's F5 methane storm."

[grannylib]

11. "OK now tell me again what I'm s'posed to say, so it don't get

mixed up with what you're s'posed to say....uh, I mean, so I DO say what you're s'posed to say, umm, I mean, what I'M s'posed to say so we say the same thing, see? What was that again???"

[cheezus]

12. Um, "sir", Condi? Who do you think you're talking to?

[qanda]

14. "Iza comin massa"

[skip fox]

15. Condi is saying: "You can't possibly be serious! Nobody would vote for

anyone called Duck Wad! You're out of your skull."

W. retorts, "Oh yeah, that's my nickname and it shows that people like me, cause they gave me one even if they did snort and smack me around when they used to say it in high school, . . . but that was just kids being kids. . . . It shows that I'm a regular guy so people WILL vote for me and since it's such a good nickname, everybody might even forget all this business about Iraq and . . ."

Condi cuts his off, "Listen, Numbnuts, not a word a bout this to reporters. We'll talk about this later."

W. "Aw."

[skip fox]

16. W. has fallen asleep in the Oval Office at his desk and is dreaming:

"Wow. I'm like the president and stuff. And my aides respect me and follow me around with briefings and don't laugh at me either before my face or behind my back. And I'm always in a rush with important things to do, and noboy forgets me in the Oval Office where I get so lonely I wish that I hadn't signed that telemarketer's bill. Wow. . . . Wouldn't that would be great! . . . Gee, sometimes I hate to wake up."