Allow Me To Fire The First Salvo In the Annual War On Christmas

[MilesColtrane]

This should hurt.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjh3sjyPF1Q

[MiddleFingerMom]

1. The mean kids at school are trying to tell me that there's not really a Chuggo. n/t

[MilesColtrane]

4. I was disappointed that the Skull On A Stick™ didn't make an appearance in this video.

Somebody needs to talk to that boy about branding.

[ellisonz]

2. That rapper is almost as bad as Santa Claus.

Kids it's a depression! :puke:

[MilesColtrane]

5. His lack of rhythm makes the newborn baby Jesus cry.

[ellisonz]

6. Jesus couldn't rap either.

I mean when was the last time he dropped a hit. 36 AD!;)

[MilesColtrane]

10. But, he did have a posse and hung out with hos.

I think the early church just covered up the fact that he delivered the Sermon on the Mount to a break beat.

[ellisonz]

14. And turned water into wine...

...that's just pimp. :hide:

[HappyMe]

3. lol!

:evilgrin: I thought it was funny. One of those things that are so bad, they're good.

[UTUSN]

7. A pic of O'LOOFAH (for me) would pretty much KILL Xmas for me!1 n/t

[krispos42]

8. Ooooof

[pokerfan]

9. I am Santa Claus!

Always gets me in the mood...

http://youtu.be/CRW2poUfJ34

I am Santa Claus!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

Flying through the snow
Can you hear him Ho Ho Ho?
He's so full of cheer
Only has to work one day a year.

Children in their beds
Visions of sugarplums fill their heads.
So many kids out there
Santa must be a billionaire!

Red suit, boots of black
Big sack of toys hangin' off his back.
How much does he weigh?
How do the reindeer pull his sleigh?

Nobody sees him' as he travels the world
Leaving his presents' for the good boys and girls.

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
Sees every move you make
Better be good for goodness' sake.
Leave him cookies and beer
He'll be back to your house first next year.

I am Santa Claus!
Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

[ellisonz]

13. Moocher.

:evilgrin:

[sakabatou]

11. Or "Jesus: the Revenge?"

http://youtu.be/VFx7WFVP1FI

[jobycom]

12. That's a war on everything!