The Thorn-in-the-Side of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is day-dreaming: "So Sadr is like saying, 'Listen, I was going to give the Americans a hard time and make them pay in blood for their invasion and occupation and have every American soldier wish he'd never even heard of our land . . until, that is, I found out that your president's nickname is like Duck Wad! . . . Wow!, I thought. A regular guy, just like down at the poolhall or something, or like the mosque, that's it!, down at the mosque, but just a regular ol' guy who likes to blow milk out his nose and stuff. Gee. Duck Wad! Cracks me up! . . . Listen, not only am I going to be sweet to America from here on, I'm going to try to go to America myself . . . so like I can vote . . . you guessed it, . . . for the good ol' WAD!!!"

[underpants]

1. I thought Pavarotti retired

:shrug:

[cosmicdot]

2. I announce today that I'm going to do it Duck Wad style and select

myself pResident ... let's hear it for Operation Iraqi Freedom ...