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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-11 10:39 AM
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A walrus took his car into the shop as it was running poorly.
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The mechanic took a look under the hood and came out within minutes. "I'm
sorry, sir... but it looks as if you've blown a seal."
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The walrus angrily replied, "Look, just leave my personal life out of this and
fix my damned car!!!"
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blockhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-11 11:48 AM
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1. I thought it was
No, that's just frost on my mustache.
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solara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-11 12:53 PM
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2. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk
:rofl:
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MiddleFingerMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-07-11 01:13 PM
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3. Old, pterodacttyl-poop encrusted joke -- but I wasn't gonna waste that GREAT just-blowed seal face.
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:hi:
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