Ever watch a movie you know was really bad but had to watch it anyway??

[RockaFowler]

Piranha was that movie for me (2010 version). It has some of the worst acting ever (Jerry O'Connell is the absolute worst), the fish are funny looking and the movie is overly gory (in a funny sort of way). Now I've got to go back and watch that horrid film again. I think just to laugh . . .

[Richardo]

1. No, but I've read every Dan Brown book despite the fact that I hate his 'writing'

It's a weird compulsion. I don't get it.

[WolverineDG]

30. Because you just can't believe he wrote a book that's even worse than the last one

:rofl:

I have the same compulsion myself.

dg

[Richardo]

32. ...and somehow has the exact same plot and structure as very other one...

You have to admit the guy's consistent. :D :hi:

[WolverineDG]

33. "This book is different.It's not about the Illuminati; it's about the Masons"

SSDD....like "why do you keep hitting your thumb with that hammer?" "Because it feels so good when I stop."

:rofl:

And I'm still yelling "DO SOMETHING, STUPID! THERE'S A CRAZY BALD MONK WITH A KNIFE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" when he sets up a tense scene only to have his protagonist go off on a 20-50 page self-dialogue that rips off "Holy Blood Holy Grail." :banghead: :banghead:

dg

[iris27]

35. I was the same way with the Twilight books. Completely sexist, horrifying dreck, and terribly

written to boot, but once I started, I had to read them all!

[Bake]

2. Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy

It was sooooooooooo bad I had to watch it twice!

:hi:

Bake

[gratuitous]

3. The Others

Still apologizing to Mrs. gratuitous for dragging her to see that one.

[alphafemale]

24. Five minutes into that I turned to my friend who MADE me watch this thing.

Was it still VHS then...but any way I turned to him said.

So they're Dead?

How could you POSSIBLY know that?

It's by Amenbedetooey. How could you NOT guess the SURPRISE ending within 5 minutes if you actually have active brain cells.

Oh...the guys dead.

The autistic kid that only talks to shadows...wwwoooo!!!! DEAD PEOPLE! Suddenly starts talking to this quotequote therapist unquotequote.

Is a Spoiler Alert really necessary on what the Big Shock Ending is?

[Iggo]

4. Sharktopus. (n/t)

[NewJeffCT]

8. I think Eric Roberts is becoming a "go to" villain on SyFy

Sharktopus, Cyclops, Pandemic, and a few others I'm probably missing

[NewJeffCT]

5. well, Piranha did have gratuitous nudity

so, that made it easier to watch.

[NewJeffCT]

6. I think a lot of those Saturday night specials on SyFy

I DVR them and watch them in 80 minutes or so instead of 2 hours.

[kentauros]

7. Yes, but nothing recently-made:

http://www.publicdomaintorrents.net

[edbermac]

9. I love really bad movies.

Not bad movies but BAD movies, you know Plan 9 From Outer Space or Robot Monster.

[stuntcat]

13. bad horror and bad sci-fi ROCK

ooohhh yeah :headbang:

[eppur_se_muova]

19. OK, I've added Robot Monster to my must-watch list.

I've already seen The Creeping Terror, so I think I can handle it.

ETA: I ran to Amazon to see if "The Science Fictionary" had ever been updated, but sadly, no. If you enjoy pre-1980 SF it's a treasure.

[Major Nikon]

10. Reefer Madness

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6696582420128930236

[darkstar3]

11. Snakes on a (muthaf....) Plane!

[stuntcat]

12. Something About Mary

I mean I knowwwww 85% of everyone LOVES that movie. The first time I saw it was my fault, but the 2nd time was with my in-laws.. what was I supposed to say "this movie rots my life, I have to go away from you people."?

[Kennah]

14. Hair gel

[Kat45]

16. Glad to see Im not the only one who didn't like that movie

I watched it with some friends, one of whom had already seen it yet was falling off her chair laughing her ass off. I sat there with a straight face through most of the movie. (I think there were a couple of scenes I found funny, but that was it.) The movie had the kind of stupid humor that I don't find the least bit funny. Unfortunately, that's the kind of humor Ben Stiller seems to specialize in, which is too bad because he's better than that. He has so much talent: he used to have a sketch comedy show on Fox that was excellent.

[stuntcat]

21. straight face, exactly

I need some sarcastic ironic laffs I guess.

Yesterday I was called 'snide' so I need to watch what I say about things like this HAH! }(

[bigwillq]

18. One of my fave movies.

I think it's hysterical. :rofl:

[Whisp]

28. 'whats your beans doing above your frank?' line

and ashamedly admit I did laugh at it on first see, which was a long time ago and my preferred humour has changed a lot since. I think the movie is gross now and I can't stand whatshisname, the lead guy. Ben Stiller.

[iris27]

36. I have deliberately never seen that one. Not a fan of Ben Stiller's brand

of humor. "Meet the Parents" was 108 minutes I'll never get back.

[FloridaJudy]

15. Marie Antoinette

Half an hour in I realized it sucked toad balls, but I paid $3 at Walgreens, and wanted to get my money's worth. It was over-priced.

[MiddleFingerMom]

17. I miss MST3K. n/t

[stuntcat]

22. me toooo!

In a couple of weeks we're going to another live Cinematic Titanic show, yay!! The one last year was so fun, Frank and Mary Jo are my favorites.. I mean I like them all!

I miss the little Tom Servo in the corner sometimes.

[sakabatou]

26. They have RiffTrax now.

But the audio quality can sometime be horrid.

[NV Whino]

20. I've sometimes rewatched a movie

thinking I've missed something. Nope, it's still as bad/pointless/stupid as I originally thought.

[PassingFair]

23. "Your Highness" Ugh.

My daughter rented it to watch with her friends, but when
she discovered that I wanted to watch it, she left it behind
for my husband and I to watch.

I usually have a hard time staying awake through movies
on Friday nights, and that night was no exception, I kept dozing
off between the TERRIBLE and TOTALLY UNFUNNY crap on the screen.

When my daughter came home from her sleep over, she asked me how
the movie was and I gave her a SCATHING review. She wanted to watch
it anyway and popped it in.

Thinking I might have slept through something that might have
been funny, I WATCHED IT AGAIN.

HORRIBLE! No redeeming qualities whatsoever.

Last night, we were looking at posters in a store and she
held up one from "Your Highness" and said, "Here's one for YOU, Mom!"

I made a retching noise and said, "That's 3 hours of my life I won't
be getting back". A woman next to me said,"It's THREE HOURS long?"

And my daughter told her, "No, its an hour and a half, but she watched
it TWICE".

I cannot stress enough how terrible this movie is.

[Generic Brad]

25. "HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN"

I give it five stars because it was the worst piece of film making I have ever seen. That is what the director was going for and he achieved his goal.

[MorningGlow]

27. I just saw The Notebook

My curiosity finally got the better of me, and I caved. Uhhhhhhgggghhhhhuhrrmmmm...
:scared:

And no, I didn't shed a tear. Not one. My eyes were too busy rolling.

[Whisp]

29. Goodfellas

Can't stand that fucking movie, too much friggen swearing. Mafia movies generally bore the snot out of me, the only one I sort of liked was the first Godfather because I read the book before the movie

[MrsBrady]

31. Point Break

Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, Lori Petty and Gary Busey

The worst movie I have ever seen...and yet if it's ever on tv,
I must watch it. Probably have seen it 5 times.

I think I did see it in the theatre first run.

My husband had never seen it. It came on tv several months ago.
I said this movie is so bad, but you will not be able to stop watching it.

The whole time he was complaining how bad it was...and he's not one
to even one to watch much tv, let alone something that sucks so badly.

[Shagbark Hickory]

34. Yeah, I would say most of them. n/t

[hibbing]

37. Roadhouse

Hi,
The whole movie is stupid and the dialogue is horrid, but anytime it is on the tube I can't resist watching it. Remember, pain don't hurt.

Peace