Esquire Magazine : 1,000 Things You Don't Know About Women

[Swede]

Dear lord,I almost posted this in GD by accident. :cry:


http://www.esquire.com/women/women-issue/funny-facts-about-women-0510?link=rel&dom=msn_ca&tpc=&src=syn&con=slide&mag=esq

[steve2470]

1. thanks for this ! nt

[kentauros]

2. Aww, come'on!

We now dare you to cross-post in GD }(

[Swede]

3. Uh-uh.

You can't make me!! :hi:

[kentauros]

4. Hey, if I can say in GD that I ordered delivery-pizza while on unemployment

then you can post this :P

[petronius]

5. Linkage? That sounds like an epic good fun thread...

:rofl:

[kentauros]

7. It was!

The problem is, now I can't find it :shrug:
I posted it there on a dare from flvegan, so he should remember, too ;)

GD got the joke pretty quickly, but there were still at least 60 replies to it.

Okay, I found it, using the Google search function (which I never use!)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9452641

[NV Whino]

6. Those are great.

[hobbit709]

8. Only a 1000?

[dawg]

9. I'm about halfway through.

And I'm worried that I haven't been paying enough attention to my shoes. :scared:

[ceile]

10. Love this one. So true:

No. 419: We would also love to skip Sunday brunch with eighty-five family members in favor of sitting on the couch in our sweats watching reruns of The A-Team. We just have a better game face. —Beth Malonoski, 34, Norristown, Pennsylvania

Read more: http://www.esquire.com/women/women-issue/funny-facts-about-women-0510#ixzz1ZMfwtJIG

[NewJeffCT]

11. Pretty good list

I'm sure that it is just the top 1,000 things men don't know about women...

[progressoid]

12. Took me 15 years to figure this one out:

No. 340: If that piece of clothing does indeed make us look fat, simply say, "It's nice, but you don't look comfortable in it."

:eyes: