"So I was standing in line at Walmart, behind this Freeper Dude, and overheard him say..."

[NYC_SKP]

I used to use this as a sponge activity at lunchtime with kids, one student writes the first sentence, then others add a sentence to grow the story.

(please add the next part of this story with your reply)



"So I was standing in line at Walmart, behind this Freeper Dude, and overheard him say..."



:P

[Chan790]

1. "Wow, my ma looked really hot today!"

:evilgrin:

[NYC_SKP]

5. ...

I see this story heading in a disturbing direction...

"So I said, yeah? You some of that?"...

[Swede]

2. I think I swallered my chaw.

No,there it is.

[amyrose2712]

3. "I never could understand why they teach science in school anyway"

]oh wait that wasn't Walmart, that was a parent at a parent/teacher conference(told to me by my science teacher friend.

[OffWithTheirHeads]

4. Sarah! Git back to the trailer an put some clothes on!

You know how yer brother gets when he sees you like that!

[NYC_SKP]

6. See reply #1.

We'll just keep it in the family...

[MiddleFingerMom]

7. Here!!!

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[Chan790]

8. Look ma, No Hands!

I gots you a present!

:hide:

[UTUSN]

9. Well, don't know the rules but this a-hole had a "PERRY" t-shirit on, "MAROON/A&M" n/t

On Edit: I guess I have to Edit to please all othographic purists, "shirt" (instead of typo). Fine.

[NYC_SKP]

10. Apropos of a teabagger, they wore a "t-shirit"...

:hi:

:rofl:

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. I think that's "wore a tea-shit" (now TS stands a chance of replacing BS).. n/t

[krispos42]

12. "Shee-it! I thunk I plumb forgot to put on underwear today!"

*pause*

"Thar it is! I found it!"

[elleng]

13. Oh good, Kind of chilly today!

[krispos42]

14. "Well, that's what was akeepin' me from findin' my undies."

"But then I saw that Ronnie Reagan was on the cover of 'Time' and blam! there it was!"

[Zorra]

15. "You know, Cindy Lou, you got nice teeth, and for a

fat girl you sure don't sweat much".

[sakabatou]

16. "Why is Washington on the dollar bill? Why can't it be Limbaugh?"

[HopeHoops]

17. "Damn, I think I done shit mah pants again. Watch ya' step there, some done run down mah leg."