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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-11 10:43 PM
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Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.  
Edited on Mon Sep-26-11 10:44 PM by ohiosmith
While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."

 
He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'

 
I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?'

 
       And thus began my life of celibacy.........
 
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-11 11:02 PM
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1. I predict more Marriage Weekend retreats in your future
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-11 09:54 PM
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9. Thank you Zoltar.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-26-11 11:55 PM
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2. My dear ohiosmith!
Somehow, I very much doubt that you said any such thing!

:rofl:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-11 09:56 PM
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10. Perhaps you can convince my wife that she misheard me.
:shrug:
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Recovered Repug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-11 01:37 AM
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3. Women can choose celibacy.
Men just go thru "dry spells".
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-11 10:13 PM
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12. Hahahaha!
:rofl:
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-11 01:55 AM
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4. I completely understand why she was upset
Gold Medal??? Noooooo, nooooooo, noooooo!
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-11 10:28 PM
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15. My bad.
:shrug:
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-11 02:16 AM
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5. I find that endearing. I would've kissed you for making me smile.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-11 09:08 AM
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16. Ah shux!
:blush:
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PRETZEL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-11 10:08 AM
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6. Well that would have changed my sex life from
"It'll be a cold day in Hell before you get any",

to

"When Hell freezes over."


But you had to laugh.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-11 12:52 PM
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19. Hahahaha!
:toast:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-11 10:43 AM
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7. "Marriage Weekend"? You should have known your junk was doomed.
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-11 09:51 PM
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8. You should have already known that wedding cake causes celibacy.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-11 10:08 PM
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11. You should have said "King Arthur".
It's my sweetie's favourite flour...
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-11 10:14 PM
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13. Should've Said Pillsbury


duh!
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-27-11 10:26 PM
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14. Wait, they have *favorite* flowers now? I can't just buy some bouquet shit to get out of trouble?
What the hell? Every time I turn around they get more complicated.
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-11 12:12 PM
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17. Next time, just say roses. You can never go wrong with roses.
Or diamonds.

Guaranteed.

:hi:

Bake
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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-28-11 12:32 PM
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18. As a public service, I have emailed this to the married men I know.
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