More Germans opting for penis enlargement

[rug]

Published: Sept. 24, 2011 at 4:30 AM

BERLIN, Sept. 24 (UPI) -- German plastic surgeons said they were surprised by a recent dramatic increase in demand for penis enlargement operations.

Sven von Saldern, president of the German Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery, said penis enlargement operations are now the seventh most common aesthetic procedures performed on men in the country, The Local reported Friday.

"That surprised even us," von Saldern said of the increase.

He said the association has also noticed an increase in demand for genital-related procedures for women, but they have yet to break the Top 10 most common surgeries.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2011/09/24/More-Germans-opting-for-penis-enlargement/UPI-65961316853000/

Hmmm, what can "genital-related procedures for women" be?

[Major Nikon]

1. I've heard that some women are opting to stitch up the opening a bit

Others who have large labia minora can have them trimmed up.

[dimbear]

2. Isn't that why it's called the Fatherland? n/t

[NightWatcher]

3. Did the article say they're adding length or girth?

[quakerboy]

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"For men, there is only the desire for more volume," he said. "It's an especially sensitive subject because high expectations may not always be fulfilled."

[BiggJawn]

5. They must not be making Germans like they used to.

I'm of German ancestry... :evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. And now all of DU knows what "BiggJawn" means

;)

[BiggJawn]

8. YooooBetcha!

:D

[MiddleFingerMom]

6. As I get older and older, I don't need enlargement... I'm happy if there's simply...

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[Major Nikon]

17. I don't really see the benefit to it being larger

I'm pretty sure it isn't going to do more for me and I haven't been asked for any refunds so far.

[undeterred]

9. German men are such big babies.

Just my opinion.

[Bucky]

10. I'm not interested in penis enlargement. But do they have a penis frequency treatment?

[Recovered Repug]

11. Once again, Germans are interested in expansion.

Will they ever learn?

[Ikonoklast]

13. Well, at least they didn't invade Poland or annex the Czech Republic over it.

Although I've seen few Polish and Czech girls I wouldn't mind invading, hubba-hubba.

[NewJeffCT]

14. just wait

and, I think I'd invade Poland to get to Ewa Sonnet.

[WinkyDink]

12. Lebensraum.

[RedCloud]

15. A real man goes in for penis reduction surgery. Q.E.D.

[jmowreader]

16. If this is seventh, what are the other six?

[RushIsRot]

18. Wouldn't the purchase of a Hum-Vee be less costly and less painful?

[dawg]

19. In a hundred years ...

we'll probably all be genetically enhanced large-penised and big-boobed freaks.

And our sex lives will probably be that much the worse for it.

[LynneSin]

20. You could have the worlds largest ding-dong but if you don't know what to do with it...

it's just a waste of flesh.

Nuff said!

[Bake]

21. Sprockets. Your story has become tiresome.

Now ve dance.

:hi:

Bake

[CJCRANE]

22. LOL

at this thread. Some great comments...

but no comment from me about the state of German manhood...

:blush: