Are you a turtle?

[pokerfan]

:shrug:

[NightWatcher]

1. Delete

I mean, no I'm not a turtle.

[petronius]

2. Locking. No sex threads.

And no...

:)

[NightWatcher]

3. Self delete

Nope, I'm still not a turtle.

[PotatoChip]

4. No but my nephew is.

Turtle Power!!! :woohoo:

[pokerfan]

5. No one has given the proper answer yet

You all owe me a drink.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancient_Order_of_Turtles

[PotatoChip]

6. Ok sure, You bet your sweet ass I will

:-) This one is on me of course... :toast:

[pokerfan]

8. LOL

:hi:

[PotatoChip]

7. Btw, interesting tidbit

One of those nuggets that just makes you go, huh? :think:

[pokerfan]

13. The fun part are the riddles

that sound dirty but aren't which is the difference between humor from sixty years ago and today. Today's humor sounds dirty and is dirty, the single entendre if you will.

Are you a Turtle? - 13 Riddles: http://www.langston.com/Fun_People/1997/1997AQX.html

[GoneOffShore]

9. You bet your sweet ass I am.

[pokerfan]

10. Oh sure

you read #5

[GoneOffShore]

11. Nope - been a turtle since 1967.

Are you a turtle?

Or are you buying?

[pokerfan]

12. you bet your sweet ass I am

but I am a recent recruit