Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

An Amish farmer is tending a field...

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
Frosty1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-11 03:25 PM
Original message
An Amish farmer is tending a field...
.. when he sees a man with teabags hanging from his hat, near his pond. The man is scooping water out with his hand.

The farmer says, "Trinken sie nicht das wasser, die kuhe unddie schweine haben in ihm geschissen," which means, 'Don't drink the water, the cows and the pigs use it as a toilet.'

The Guy shouts back, "I'm a member of the Tea Party, and this is America... I don't understand your gibberish so speak English, you moron!"

The farmer says, "Use two hands, you'll get more."
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
bif Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-11 03:30 PM
Response to Original message
1. Nice one!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Frosty1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-11 05:51 PM
Response to Reply #1
5. I liked it.
:hi:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
7wo7rees Donating Member (913 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-11 03:37 PM
Response to Original message
2. The Amish Mafia loves that joke.
Especially bottom left, Mr. Silas "Mumbles" Yoder.

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
alphafemale Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-11 04:55 PM
Response to Reply #2
4. Which one be thou Brother Sose? nt
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Frosty1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-11 05:52 PM
Response to Reply #2
6. LOL
It looks like they all have the same barber.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Brother Buzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-11 05:59 PM
Response to Reply #6
7. I suspect the same haberdasher, too
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-11 04:14 PM
Response to Original message
3. Excellent!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Frosty1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-23-11 06:02 PM
Response to Reply #3
8. Thanks
I found it on FB
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr 18th 2024, 06:46 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC