Have you ever hypnotized a chicken?

[Swede]

We used to do it when were kids on grama's farm. Hold the chicken down then draw a line in the dirt and the chicken will just lay there staring at the line.

[Xipe Totec]

1. Bunch of people, yes. Lizzards, yes. Chicken, never.

Guess I should try that next...

[NYC_SKP]

2. When it was still legal, yes, and I was the youngest and it wasn't my idea.

It was Randy's idea.

:P

[dimbear]

4. You have nothing whatever to worry about. There's a statue of limitations.

It's in the park.

[nolabear]

3. I used to tuck their heads under their wings and they'd fall asleep.

I love chickens. They're just strange, sweet little buggers.