A bottle of wine sounds really good right now,

[LaraMN]

And a punching bag. And another bottle of wine. And some sort of modernized jousting event, using Segways instead of horses, and pool noodles instead of lances. Are those poking things called lances? I don't know and I'm sure as hell not Googling it.

Whatever. It's that kind of night.


x(

[Suich]

1. Yes, those poking things are called lances,

or spears, sometimes.

Sorry you're having a bad night...

:toast:

[Xipe Totec]

2. Reminds me of the time a friend went pickup truck jousting

He and a college professor were going after the same girl.

They ended up chasing each other in pick up trucks, with shotguns....

Shooting at each other as they passed on the highway.

Cops were called, naturally, so the jousting match didn't last long.

This was in South, south Texas, of course. Where else?

[Xipe Totec]

3. PS I'm sitting on several cases of Three Wishes Merlot

At three bucks a bottle, you can't beat it. And screw the hangover!

[polly7]

4. That sounds like my night. The stupid thing is, I went to the store with

wine on my list. It's the one thing I forgot to buy.

[GoCubsGo]

5. I wish I had a bazooka right now.

The assholes behind me are having a party. The noise started at around 9:30 Saturday night. It finally quieted down around 12:30. It started up again, full force, at 3 AM and has been going on and off. At 4:30, I called the po-po when the noise kept going.. It's FINALLY quiet now. I'm so tired, I feel like I'm going to vomit. I think I'll be running the morning outside THEIR fucking bedroom windows.

Off to see if I can add to my 3 hrs. of sleep, although I think it's too late at this point. Just when I thought I was getting out of my crappy wake-up-at-3AM-can't-go-back-to-sleep pattern...

Son of a bitch. :grr: :nuke: