Finally getting my own car... I need bumper sticker suggestions!

[Zephie]

Yes, that is indeed my first concern. Witty, geeky, and activist sticker suggestions wanted.

[NightWatcher]

1. Start off with a NORML, EarthFirst!, Free Mumbia, and an NRA sticker

That'll make them go hmmmm

On edit: I don't give the bastards any warning as to what I'm up to.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. You should certainly have a DU bumpersticker!

AND you should have one of these: I got mine from Zazzle...



Have a ball!

:hi:

[jpn5923]

23. Haha. Nice sticker.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

24. Welcome to DU, jpn5923!

I hope you enjoy the conversations!

:hi:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I had one on my old car that said "REPUBLICANS FOR VOLDEMORT."

[Lionel Mandrake]

4. Don't forget the fish wars.

[Curmudgeoness]

16. Oh my. Talk about looking to have your car keyed! nt

[Lionel Mandrake]

29. Well yes, I have to admit that

the image showing one fish humping another might get some folks upset.

For one thing, the "ichthys" fish needs Greek letters, not Latin ones.

And furthermore, fish don't copulate the way mammals do.

I can see how a biologist or a classicist might be offended.

[Curmudgeoness]

30. I am not worried about the biologists or classicists, but

I gotta tell you, those Fundies will NOT be amused to have a Darwin "fish" humping a Christian fish.

They have no sense of humor.

[Lionel Mandrake]

31. But you can have fun with fundies.

I once had a car with the license plate 1ACS666.
I would say that it stood for the First American Church of Satan. :evilgrin:

Some fundies were dumb enough to believe me.

[A HERETIC I AM]

32. A fish with toes and toenails....

can boff any way it pleases, as far as I am concerned!

[HopeHoops]

5. "FOX NEWS: The more you watch, the less you know"

[Texasgal]

6. Imagine whirled peas.

:rofl:

[Shagbark Hickory]

7. My suggestion for bumperstickers is no bumperstickers at all.

Especially where you are.

[Zephie]

13. Yes, it is a little precarious to have political stickers around here

I'll do it anyway, by gum. :)

[seabeyond]

8. my son likes.. i like to express my individuality thru commercially made bumperstickers. nt

[Zephie]

14. I'll have to get that. I can laugh at myself.

I've been a sticker addict since I was a little girl. I actually have one sticker I've been saving since I was 12 that I finally get to use, I'm really excited about that... And the band it's for isn't even around anymore!

[Curmudgeoness]

25. Don't listen to the sticker snobs. I like them too.

I also had one for years, for no good reason because I had a car, just didn't use it. Finally put it on my car and I have had people follow me into a parking lot to ask about it. "Immunize your coyote". It was a Texas wildlife sticker to remind people about rabies and vaccinations, but it seems to be too vague for some people. They want to know if I have a coyote. LOL.

You will find bumper stickers you will want, just keep looking. And of course, you can get new ones and get rid of the ones you have outgrown if you choose. Or you can be like a Quaker and use them all. Every time I go to a Quaker meeting, I can pick out the cars that belong to the meeting.

[Lionel Mandrake]

28. War is too the answer

if the question was:

"What do you call a violent conflict between the armed forces of two nations?"

[sarge43]

9. I like

a picture of your most detested winger/fundie/repug with "Does this ass make my car look bigger?"

[Curmudgeoness]

17. I like this one too. nt

[whistler162]

10. "This is all that holds the car together"

[taterguy]

11. I'm quite fond of this one . . .

[ornotna]

12. one of these of course

[Zephie]

15. Yes!

[quickesst]

18. Question......

.....Why fuck up a perfectly good car? Never seen one that looks good. Thanks.
quickesst

[Zephie]

21. See #14

Just how I am. :)

[pokerfan]

19. Cthulhu 2012: Why vote for a lesser evil? (n/t)

[grntuscarora]

20. Just read a good one on GD

that I wouldn't mind having on my car...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x1962067

[Mopar151]

22. My old fave

"Not all who wander are lost"

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. From "Lord of the Rings" I believe...nt

[kayakjohnny]

27. I'd get one that says....

"Finally getting my own car... I need bumper sticker suggestions!"

That would be ironic, huh?

[Lionel Mandrake]

33. Once I made my own bumper sticker.

There was an election coming up, and I didn't like either candidate.

My bumper sticker said

THEY BOTH STINK.

Nowadays I would say "they both suck", but back in the 1960s "suck" usually meant "perform fellatio", which was not my intended meaning.

[tblue]

34. Here's a tip for your stickers on your new car:

Go to a crafts store and buy a roll of magnetic sheets. You just stick the bumper sticker to a sheet and presto magic! You now have a magnet that can be removed and reused without damaging your car!

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

35. This one!

[gratuitous]

37. Or this one

That is, if you really want to get the fundygelicals frowning:

[RedCloud]

36. Just make lots of left turns to get the country centered again!

[tabbycat31]

38. If you are on Facebook here's a pic for some suggestions

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1799994082643&set=a.1608143526499.79408.1323515518&type=1&theater