1:00 AM I'm laying in bed sound asleep when I am woken by some crunching noises and jump out of bed

[NNN0LHI]

I am sure by the sound I am hearing the dog must have got hold of something she isn't supposed to have. So I flip the light on and the dog is in her bed sound asleep? Well now what?

Then I look over on my wife's side of the bed and there she is with my box of Famous Amos chocolate chip cookies in bed just munching away. She said she got hungry.

Haven't been able to go back to sleep since 1:00 o'clock this morning!

That ever happen to anyone else?

Don

[ohiosmith]

1. Yes! I woke up once to find your wife eating my Oreos.

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[Angry Dragon]

7. ....

:drink:

[astral]

11. +1

That line was what this whole thread was born for.

[KamaAina]

8. As long as she wasn't eating your corndog

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[ohiosmith]

9. You are so wrong dude!

:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

2. Just keep her away from my Fig Newtons nt

[siligut]

3. Is she taking Ambien? If so, she may not remember eating your cookies

Some people do weird and sometimes dangerous things on Ambien. Neither my DH nor I eat in bed, so in our case, it would be the cat getting hold of something she isn't supposed to have.

[NNN0LHI]

4. I don't think so but I will ask her

Thanks for the suggestion.

Don

[Chan790]

6. Sleep-eating less fun than sleep-sex but less dangerous than sleep-driving.

I have to sleep-drive to have sleep-sex while on Ambien.

Esta no bueno.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Crunching noises at night in my house are a bad thing.

It's always the cats getting up to no good. It might be a cat eating a mouse. On the bed.

[Ineeda]

10. Perhaps worse

is the cat puking on your bed at 2 AM. Or maybe not.

[DebJ]

12. Yep. Hubby got up in the middle of the night and made a

pbj sandwich. He turned on the kitchen light and left the bedroom door open, so first he blasted me with light around 3am on a work night. Then he brings the sandwich and a drink into the bedroom, turns on the bedroom light, and sits on the bed and begins to eat. I asked him what in the world his problem was that he couldn't go into the living room.

I think his sugar level must have been extremely low.........he couldn't think. It was weird.

[DebJ]

13. Yep. Hubby got up in the middle of the night and made a

pbj sandwich. He turned on the kitchen light and left the bedroom door open, so first he blasted me with light around 3am on a work night. Then he brings the sandwich and a drink into the bedroom, turns on the bedroom light, and sits on the bed and begins to eat. I asked him what in the world his problem was that he couldn't go into the living room.

I think his sugar level must have been extremely low.........he couldn't think. It was weird.