Would you like to have your entire naked body covered in honey and have all of it licked off...

[HopeHoops]

...by puppies and butterflies?

Sounds cool at first, but I'm thinking it would be a great form of torture - especially if you added some ants.

[Beer Snob-50]

1. how about this

a male naked, covered in honey, having it licked off by the most incrediable supermodel around, and have a pedulum swinging with a sharp ax attached at the same level as an erect penis......

[Bake]

2. Locking ...

Sex thread.

:hi:

Skinner

[RedCloud]

3. Unlocking. Sex threads are the best kind of clothes you can buy.

Humans are constantly in heat, so we need constant sex threads.

Nekked ape here.

[BrendaBrick]

4. Reminds me of an album cover by the Ohio Players in 1975 entitled: "Honey"

Honey (Ohio Players album)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
For the 1958 LP, see Honey (Sonny James album).
Honey
Studio album by Ohio Players
Released August 1975<1>
Recorded Paragon Recording Studios, Chicago
Genre Soul/Funk
Length 31:47
Label Mercury
Producer Ohio Players
Ohio Players chronology
Greatest Hits
(1975) Honey
(1975) Rattlesnake
(1976)

Honey is the third Mercury album by The Ohio Players, released in 1975. Like previous albums by the band, Honey is known for a cover photo that was very racy by the standards of the day, in this case depicting a nude woman holding a sticky jar of honey in one hand while lasciviously swallowing a spoonful of it with the other. The model was Playboy magazine's October 1974 Playmate of the Month, Ester Cordet.

From: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honey_%28Ohio_Players_album%29

...and back in the day.....this WAS considered racy!!! Kind of like....a 'big deal'. Far cry from today!

on edit - can't beat the song: "Fopp"!

[undeterred]

5. I thought you were going to say by George Clooney.

[NightWatcher]

6. Honey dries too fast and starts to itch

[madinmaryland]

7. My wife would scrape the honey off to put in her tea and then tell me take a fucking shower because

I am going to get everything sticky!

:evilgrin:

[Aristus]

8. I did that once...

only with a Rutgers co-ed, instead of puppies & butterflies... :evilgrin:

TMI? :hide:

[sarge43]

9. OK, before the lock, details and pictures. n/t

[Aristus]

10. No pictures exist...

And the details...well, let's just say I had the enviable experience of spending the night in the ladies' dorm at Rutgers U. That night was legen......DARY! :P

[Incitatus]

11. For torture purposes, it would be better to use cows.