Streaker Arrested Near NASCAR Race Also Had Wild Raccoon in his Possession

[underpants]

Aug. 31, 2011, 12:30 AM

This story, involving streaking, NASCAR, and a raccoon, may be about the most redneck thing you may ever read. All that’s missing is some Pabst Blue Ribbon and a prize-winning mullet.

Picture here with a quizzical look on his face is Joshua Greene, a 27-year-old West Virginian man, who was arrested for streaking through a busy parking lot just off Route 394 in Bristol, Tennessee. The lot was packed because of it’s proximity to the Bristol Motor Speedway, which was hosting the Irwin Tools Night Race last Saturday night.


After cops caught Greene in a nearby neighborhood, still clad in his birthday suit, they were able to track down his car, which contained a female companion…and a wild raccoon.


“I’m walking up through here and here he comes, back up and stops in front of the band waving and spinning in circles and stuff,” explained Tim Lee, a witness.


For his naked romp, and questionable raccoon keeping practices, Greene is facing charges of public intoxication, indecent exposure, and some additional charges placed by the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency.



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[dimbear]

1. Key need to know: was or was not raccoon named Bandit? n/t

[Demoiselle]

2. "Naked romp and questionable raccoon keeping practices..."

That is immortal journalism in my humble opinion.

[vard28]

3. I like it

I'd like to work that into a phrase and wear it on a t-shirt.