No weed for months and out of nowhere...

[givemebackmycountry]

Funny how this shit works.
I (at 56 years old) have a chance encounter with a 25 year old lesbian caterer and cook and viola...
I go from stems and seeds, to the hydroponic penthouse in a matter of days.

It pays to be nice to people, even when they are half your age.
You never know who they know, and now I'm knee deep in icky-sticky bud.
My knees killed me after three hours of up the ladder, and down the ladder, cleaning my Mom's gutters which were clogged beyond belief.
Now it's "knees? what knees?"

It's a beautiful thing, God's Flowers.

When I drank heavily, I would want to rip a phone out of the wall or punch someone out.

Now, I want to watch football and queue up some "Fanfare for the Common Man" at halftime.
I'm home.
I'm safe.
I'll be at work tomorrow ready to go.

Leave me alone OK?
Chase some real criminals.

[datasuspect]

1. i've logged your ip and have sent this information to the proper authorities

joking.

[givemebackmycountry]

3. Haul Ass, Get Paid!

LOL...

:hippie:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

2. asian woodcarver

:smoke:

[pacalo]

7. Young carpenter who missed his calling as a stand-up comedian.

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. Just ONE of the subplots I love about the movie "American Beauty"!!! n/t

[muffin1]

5. Put the key under the mat...

I'm on my way!

[bigwillq]

6. Enjoy!

:hi:

[LeftyMom]

8. Huh. Here you could just go a couple blocks to the nearest dispensary. Or call for delivery.

If you wanted to shop around a bit they all advertise their specials. Hell, some of them host classes or chair massage or something while you're there.

Y'all need to catch the fuck up.