The local sheriff was looking for a deputy,

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so Bill, who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Bill, what is 1 and 1?"
"11" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"
"Today and tomorrow."
The sheriff was again surprised that Bill supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now Bill, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Bill looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Bill wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Bill was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"


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[dimbear]

1. No wonder Eric Clapton didn't bother with the deputy. n/t

[RebelOne]

2. No, that was Bob Marley.

"I shot the sheriff, but I did not kill the deputy."