MiddlefingerMom just wanted one more apple.

[warrior1]

[HopeHoops]

1. "Okay, okay, I KNOW I'm fucked. NOW GET ME THE HELL DOWN FROM HERE!"

[warrior1]

2. the story

Responding firefighters managed to bend the tree down far enough for the animal to slide off the branches, The Local reported.

Drunken moose are common in Sweden in autumn, when apples are abundant on the ground and in trees in homeowners’ yards, according to The Local.

Johansson surmised the moose had been indulging for quite a while.


“My neighbor recognized it as the animal that almost ran into her car earlier in the day,” Johansson told The Local. “She was pretty sure the moose was already under the influence."


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44431492/ns/world_news-weird_news/#.TmjcnJiLESY

[sarge43]

3. Words to live by: Never go out drinking with a moose. n/t

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[warrior1]

5. I knew it!

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