Time again for One Question!

[taterguy]

Where the hell is my toothpaste?

[suninvited]

1. Right where you left it.

[LaurenG]

2. try the bathroom first then your daughters room

sometimes kids believe that old wives tale about rubbing toothpaste on hickey's. ;)

[RushIsRot]

3. Don't bristle at this, but try looking on the bushy end of your toothbrush.

[rug]

4. Where you left your teeth.

[ohiosmith]

5. There was this,...accident see,......and uh.......

[sarge43]

6. In the last place you look. n/t

[mainegreen]

7. Abducted by aliens. n/t

[ornotna]

8. Trick question

You don't have toothpaste.

[PuffedMica]

9. Don't you recall

You told everyone last week you were switching to tooth powder

[MilesColtrane]

10. If your hemorrhoid cream has left you feeling "minty fresh" lately....

DON'T brush your teeth without your glasses on.