Cow tipping - necessary or a constant drain on the psyches of livestock?

[taterguy]

[FloridaJudy]

1. Tip the cow 20% for adequate service

And 25% if she goes out of her way to make you feel welcome.

[struggle4progress]

2. +! Many people don't realize that cows aren't even paid minimum wage

[lillypaddle]

3. I'm from OKC

There was a local band call "The Cow Tippers." Only in Oklahoma.

Of course they were wonderful, and all those that mattered got the joke.

Of course it helped to be a little high.

[madinmaryland]

4. You should know that cows should be tipped very well

for providing the best filet mignon.

dumbass.

[NightWatcher]

5. Hey, you get bored when tromping through the pasture looking for shrooms

Those cows have to understand.

[Old Troop]

6. If their service is excellent, tip them well. If not, tip them over.

[eShirl]

7. Necessary if you want to get the last few drops of milk.