Shopper arrested with live lobsters in shorts

[yellowcanine]

This is the kind of story which requires little comment.


(09-07) 06:39 PDT D'IBERVILLE, Miss. (AP) --

A man in southern Mississippi is accused of trying to walk out of a D'Iberville grocery store without paying for food items he'd stuffed into his cargo shorts including live lobsters.

Police Chief Wayne Payne says 35-year-old Nathan Mark Hardy was arrested Saturday after allegedly being caught stuffing food into his cargo shorts — two bags of jumbo shrimp, a pork loin and two live lobsters.

Payne says Hardy, of Biloxi, tried to escape by throwing the pork loin at employees at the local Winn Dixie but fell while running away. He was arrested at the scene.

The shoplifting charge is a misdemeanor, but Hardy remained jailed Wednesday in the Harrison County jail with no bond pending a hearing on a probation violation.

Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/09/07/national/a063946D10.DTL#ixzz1XHJRW8Uq

[raccoon]

1. I thought lobsters wore capris. nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. That must have tickled.

But maybe he liked it.

[KamaAina]

3. Is that a lobster in your shorts or are you just glad to see me?

:evilgrin:

[MiddleFingerMom]

4. kick n/t