Above: Rogue Keebler Elf "Rusty" challenges Consumer Reports' undercover employee to "pull his finger."CNN LOS ANGELES - A recent undercover study performed by Consumer Reports reveals that 7 out of 10 Keebler Elves who visit their workplace lavatories do not wash their hands before returning to work.
In exclusive footage screened by CNN reporters, a Keebler Elf named "Rusty" is shown walking past the sink in the men's room as another Elf, "Fernando," asks "Aren't you going to wash your hands?" "Rusty" replies "Washing hands is for CHUMPS, you PUTA!" grabbing his crotch and unleashing a string of expletives and uproarious laughter.
Consumer Reports told our reporters that "Fernando" is one of their employees, am undercover operative sent into the heart of Keebler operations to see if there were any improprieties.
Keebler CEO Ed Gein did not return our calls. MORE:
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