I'm thinking Congress should pass a law that everybody in the country would give me a dollar
struggle4progress
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Mon Sep-05-11 05:12 PM
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I'm thinking Congress should pass a law that everybody in the country would give me a dollar
What do I do next? Would an online petition be a good way to start?
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Mon Sep-05-11 05:22 PM
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Mon Sep-05-11 05:55 PM
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2. Your best bet is to incorporate and declare bankruptcy. n/t
struggle4progress
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Mon Sep-05-11 06:00 PM
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3. I'm trying to help the economy by forcing money to change hands
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Mon Sep-05-11 06:18 PM
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4. This is starting to become complex. After steps 1 and 2, go to all known
internet boards and spread the rumor that StruggleIncorporated is too big to fail. Work hard at that and then sit back, because you have it made in the shade.
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Mon Sep-05-11 10:26 PM
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5. Why stop there. What about us in the rest of the world?
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Tue Sep-06-11 12:15 PM
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8. Yall should hit the streets and demand action from your government on this!
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Mon Sep-05-11 11:45 PM
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6. Start small - a penny today, two pennies tomorrow, four pennies the next day, etc
Soon you will own the world.
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Tue Sep-06-11 02:42 AM
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7. You need to change your name to "National Lotto"
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Tue Sep-06-11 12:24 PM
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9. What a great idea! Maybe I should go ask in ATA whether it's OK to have a sockpuppet
named NationalLotto that spams the board with messages like "Friday will be your last chance to send a dollar to NationalLotto"
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Tue Sep-06-11 12:32 PM
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Get yourself a PayPal account and you're fast on the road to making hundreds of dollars a year!
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